awkward moments

I compiled a list of situations which some expats and i found ourself into.
That awkward moment when…
you say goodbye to someone and then both
walk in the same direction..
That awkward moment when…
someone tells you to stop clicking your pen, but
you have to click it one more time to use it
That awkward moment when…
somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know
which eye to look at.

That awkward moment when…
someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know
whether to tell, because you can’t explain why
you were looking that low.
That awkward moment when…
you wave to someone and it turns out they were
waving to the person behind you.

That awkward moment when…
The your chair makes a farting noise & no one
believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again.
That awkward moment when…
you change your Facebook status to ”single” and
your ex ‘Likes’ it.

That awkward moment when…
you go to a friends yard sale .. and you see the
gift you got them for their birthday is for sale!
That awkward moment when…
you hang out with your opposite sex friend and someone says ”you two should go out!”
That awkward moment when…
Your at a friends house and their dog won’t stop
sniffing your crotch.

That awkward moment when…
you attempt to
tickle someone’s armpit and end up feeling the
moist on your fingers.
That awkward moment when…
the feeling when you accidentally drop
your phone in the toilet after using it, then take a
deep breath and decide well I got to get it now.

That awkward moment when…
you’re talking to someone you like and you're
Smiling and nodding all the time like a retarded idiot!

That awkward moment when…
when you tell a joke and nobody laughs then a
few seconds later they all get it…
That awkward moment when…
someone asks you whats wrong and they are
the problem



That awkward moment when…
you are in the grocery store and someone is
standing in front of the item you need, so you
pretend to look at something else until they
move.


That awkward moment when…
you hold the door for someone and you’re left
standing there for an eternity because they move
at a turtle’s pace.
That awkward moment when…
U look in a car window to fix ur hair.. after
standing there for 5 minutes… you see someone
in the car…
That awkward moment when…
you struggle to open the door at the Gym
That awkward moment when…
your trapped in the corner of your shower
because the cold water came out
That awkward moment when…
the weirdest kid in school is in a relationship and
you’re still single.



That awkward moment when…
you’ve already said “what?” three times and still
have no idea what the person said, so you just
agree.
That awkward moment when you leave the shop
without buying anything and all you can think is
'act natural, you're innocent'

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