It's you, not me: 42 ways to break up with someone

link wrote:

You had a man purse.

OMG - I have a bum bag.
Do you think my wife of 5 years (as of yesterday) will ditch me?

although we've never met mas fred, i dare say you'd be one to pull off the man-purse with aplomb so no, don't think you'll get dumped...your wife likely enjoys your personal style

Suzie Que wrote:

although we've never met mas fred, i dare say you'd be one to pull off the man-purse with aplomb so no, don't think you'll get dumped...your wife likely enjoys your personal style

My marriage is over because I don't have any aplonbs to remove my bum bag with.
Will a pair of piers do the trick?

mas fred wrote:

Suzie Que wrote:

although we've never met mas fred, i dare say you'd be one to pull off the man-purse with aplomb so no, don't think you'll get dumped...your wife likely enjoys your personal style

My marriage is over because I don't have any aplonbs to remove my bum bag with.
Will a pair of piers do the trick?

honey, if it's on that tight then maybe we should talk...images of really tacky red speedos are harassing me now

(seriously mas fred....if folks don't "get" our warped humour we're likely to be censored..."bum bags" might not go over well)

"It's not you, it's me.  I'm tired of looking at you."

Suzie Que wrote:

honey, if it's on that tight then maybe we should talk...images of really tacky red speedos are harassing me now

(seriously mas fred....if folks don't "get" our warped humour we're likely to be censored..."bum bags" might not go over well)

I don't own any speedos.
Out here, we swim in any old pair of shorts. Hardly anyone bothers with swimming kit.
The pool was so close to out last house, I didn't even bother getting changed after swimming. Just walked home and had a shower there.
You can do that when it's 30+ degrees in the shade.

(I never have my bum bag when swimming)

wow, your evenings sure sound nice!
i'd like it if my wardrobe consisted of a warn linen tunic and soft cotton shorts, leather sandals and a smile on my face...+30 at night time and listening to the crickets...now that's simple pleasure
good for you mas fred

I asked my new wife if she would like to live with me in England.
"Too cold" was all I got so I wrapped up the business, house and so on, and wandered out here.
She was right and this was a great move.

No winter, cheap to live, lovely people, fantastic food and a wonderful family.

No way will I be wanting to use the break up lines in the OP.

I can't really imagine just one girl for the rest of my life!

appreciate your honesty hericles

i personally think monogamy is a lifestyle choice...rather than our nature

Suzie Que wrote:

appreciate your honesty hericles

i personally think monogamy is a lifestyle choice...rather than our nature

I used to think it was a type of wood until I met my wife.

I had a date arranged with this unbelievable lass from Bangladesh;  I ditched her after a very brief conversation with my new wife to be.
Sulis and I went to the cinema and had dinner before she had to return home.
That week, I travelled up to Ipoh (Perak, Malaysia). I'd had one short evening with Sulis (My wife) but turned down a stunning Thai lass I met while walking around that quaint town.
I could have had a real bonkfest that evening but I knew it wasn't right so I slept alone.

I'm amazed at myself. More so considering I looked at women as delux willy warmers before that.

Welcome to Mt Dump, elevation: you.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

Welcome to Mt Dump, elevation: you.

You have to see the bright side.
Before, I would have mounted and dumped