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Fred

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@Fred

Indonesia Expert

Indonesian citizen

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About me

Indonesian

Lives in West Java

Speaks English with a bit more Indonesian than before and a sprinkle of Mandarin. I am fluent in bahasa gila.

Registration: 02 August 2009

About

An ex DJ with no job prospects worth talking about, and don't really care. I'm from the north of England, speak Barnsley, and see life as a big fat reason to smile. I'm on Santa's naughty list. Any ladies wanting a date should contact a psychiatrist. Any guys wanting a date will have to wait until I run out of ladies. I can be contacted on ohmygodhistastesmakethemarquisdesadelooklikeashyvirgin@radishmail.com I'm very sexy and don't smell very much quite a lot of the time.

Interests: martial arts, the news., flatulence, Photography, political observation/history, chess

Education

PHD = Pizza Hut Delivery

Doctorate (PhD), Round food

1900

My expat journey

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West Java, Indonesia

Since 2018

West Java, Indonesia

Gosh! what a question. If my life was a book, it would have been written by someone using hallucinogenic drugs
I'm a professional, sometimes shortened to 'Pro'. My driving licence confirms this.
Pretty much everything except the roads.
Not enough Alfamarts

South Tangerang, Banten, Indonesia

Since Aug 2010

South Tangerang, Banten, Indonesia

Married - 2 kids I wander around with a camera No motorbike Finally got rid of that suspicious rash. Keep buying cameras.
Toucan malas
Electronics shops Easy to get pretty much anything you want People are nice Food is good Faster internet
Traffic, the terrible traffic

Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia

Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia

Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it
This town has all the good stuff you need for daily life, but not much bad

Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia

2018 - 2022

Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia

Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it
This town has all the good stuff you need for daily life, but not much bad

Wonosobo, Central Java, Indonesia

May 2007 - Aug 2010

Wonosobo, Central Java, Indonesia

Not much because I was far too lazy to do much by way of work. Trying to get killed in whole new ways by driving too fast on a motorbike. Still trying to get rid of that suspicious rash.
Toucan malas
Great place. Nice weather Lovely people No traffic jams Easy, stress free life
Bad roads and worse internet

Yorkshire (Barnsley), England

1962 - 2007

Yorkshire (Barnsley), England

Test, Test, Test Trying to get as many biker chicks as I could. Trying to stop the smells coming from my trousers. Trying to get myself killed at very high speed on a motorbike Trying to work out how to get rid of the suspicious rash. Trying not to remember how drunk I was last night. Trying to break a few more bones and get a few extra stitches whilst doing martial arts of various types.
Making people happy (Except ex girlfriends). Amazing party DJ Sound engineer Now and again radio guest (Usually after being arrested for doing something disgusting)
The Yorkshire hill country The Indian and Chinese food was amazing York - absolute must visit place
Way too much of a drug/alcohol/idiot problem, but I've moved now.

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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Hmmm....What do Germans look like? - @fluffy2560Like the dudes in the picture? Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

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HU (Telex): WTF? This is the Orban government depicted (bizarrely) as North American Indians. It appears in the History of Fidesz, a book by Zsolt Bayer. And presumably, approved by the former cabinet. - @fluffy2560 They look German. Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

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War, anyone?https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/ukraine-to-be-able-to-buy-military-supplies-via-nato-agency-ft-reports?ref=latest-headlinesUkraine to be able to buy military supplies via NATO agency: ReportsIn yet another stunningly stupid ... Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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The problem with echo box comments as seen above, is they tend to miss out essential details.Poland’s foreign minister, Radoslaw Sikorski, suggested earlier this month that Nato should deploy troops around Kaliningrad that would force Putin to ... Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/no-imminent-threat-nato-territory-russia-rutte-says-2026-09-30/BRUSSELS, Sept 30 (Reuters) - NATO's Secretary General Mark Rutte ​said on Wednesday there was no imminent threat to NATO ... Read More

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Newbie or a greenest newbie ever by Shebagems

Hi, I'm Angie, constantly diactructed with 20 hobbies, memory of the goldfish and 100 new ideas per secomdI have raging adhd and fully embraced the insanity of it 😊I'm terribly naive on all what's involved in retiring overseas. I admit, I ...

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Bali, or at least the south, is easily the worst place I have visited in Indonesia.I'm told the North is far better,but I wouldn't return to the island unless someone gave me a lot of money, then I would have to think about it.To the ADHD - I know ... Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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The UK's idiot of a PM is sending the RAF to protect Saudi.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/20/uk-raf-typhoon-fighters-saudi-arabia-houthi-attacksQuite why a country as rich as Saudi needs help from a seriously depleated RAF is a guess, ... Read More

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looking for new friends in Wroclaw by jez burnecki

heya! Jez here.. from Philippines. i will be flying to Poland nxt month on July 22 2017, looking forward to meet new friends there. if anybody interested please let me know..

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@jez burnecki Hi dear I am interested. - @Medo stone You're 8 years too late Read More

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Uk TV in the Canary Islands by Northern Belle

Hi, is UK TV available in the Canary Islands? We used to get it in Spain until the UK changed the satelite. Regards and thanks in advance.

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This used to do TV, but it looks like radio only now.https://tunein.com/radio/home/Looks like they have podcasts as wellhttps://tunein.com/podcasts/Media--Ente … =582781741 - @FredDon't make things up!TuneIn has never operated a television ... Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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After a few years of the US telling the world how horrible Russia is, we are now told cooperation is a good thing.https://www.techradar.com/pro/us-russia … wer-plantsRussia and the United States are discussing several joint projects, ... Read More

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Uk TV in the Canary Islands by Northern Belle

Hi, is UK TV available in the Canary Islands? We used to get it in Spain until the UK changed the satelite. Regards and thanks in advance.

Fred

This used to do TV, but it looks like radio only now.https://tunein.com/radio/home/Looks like they have podcasts as wellhttps://tunein.com/podcasts/Media--Entertainment-Podcasts/The-West-Wing-Weekly-p844651/?topicId=582781741 Read More

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Uk TV in the Canary Islands by Northern Belle

Hi, is UK TV available in the Canary Islands? We used to get it in Spain until the UK changed the satelite. Regards and thanks in advance.

Fred

I'll start off topic with UK radio as many people forget about it. It's easy and legal to listen using BBC (and others) streaming services.https://www.bbc.com/audio/play/live/bbc_radio_fourfm Read More

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Why younger Filipinos are warming to China despite maritime tensions by PalawOne

This Week in AsiaThe Philippines, PoliticsRef: https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/politics/article/3368528/why-younger-filipinos-are-warming-china-despite-maritime-tensions"Why younger Filipinos are warming to China despite maritime tensions"A Pew ...

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Fred said . . . The terrible Chinese dictatorship hasn't started any wars, *************************** He may not have started any but you might consider China a proxy in backing Russia & Iran. - @Enzyte Bob Russia started one war, and that was ... Read More

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International Relations by fluffy2560

A thread for discourse and rationality in international relations and current affairs. Please no ranting and no insulting posts and no conspiracy theories!

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If you want dodgy deals, Google "Ursula von der Leyen corruption".Still, she isn't Chinese so its probably all above board. Read More