What a month, and it's not even half way done yet.
It all started with my contract ending and the new boss deciding he didn't think my contribution was especially important so no renewal, that meaning i"m now a lazy, unemployed person. I may have to stick some old clothes on and hang around at traffic lights with a knackered guitar and sing. I don't expect to earn any money from that but my Youtube channel will go viral as I film all the red light jumpers crashing as they try to get away from my singing voice. I'll soon double my 22 followers with that and make a sack of untraceable cash from Youtube.
I finally sold my old house, the one I was getting seriously trolled about a few years ago so lied in a really subtle way about already having sold it, then backed that lie up with another lie about someone asking me to sell their house as I was considered an expert agent as I'd already sold mine. That web of lies was pure fiction, and I enjoyed it.
I'm bored silly because I'm unemployed, that being the only reason I'm going to look for a new job - but Ill start looking next month because I have some holidays to get out of the way first. I feel a little break on tropical beaches wouldn't be a bad thing so I'm going to take a little break on a tropical beach.
I got a call from my bank manager asking me to take a wander into the branch - something about a VIP whatever because I have a sack of cash floating around. No idea what they want and I don't much care so I told them I's pop in on Monday and do whatever they fancied. This is also a lie as I have absolutely no intention of turning up.
I've been shopping quite a few times this month and I'm trying to go cashless. I've found this is mostly possible but you need some cash for places that have no cashless payment options, places where their cashless options don't work, and places with staff that have no clue how to make cashless options work. One of the main advantages is no low value coins in loose change that I leave on the shop counter because I don't want them in my pockets.
I'm looking around at what sort of car I fancy. I intend to change mine as it gets to five years old so I'm starting the hunt. Nothing battery powered looks any good to me as they simply won't do what I want so it's petrol again.
I need something:
Big enough for the family to sleep in on long runs (I tend to stay away when I'm driving, but they like a kip)
Not too big an engine, but not too small - 1500cc is about right
Not too expensive so my youngest doesn't pick up swear words. I tend to use really bad words a lot less if an idiot on a motorbike scratches a 200 million Rupiah car than I would if they scratch a 1 billion job. Add I see cars as boxes on wheels rather than sex objects or penis extensions, and cheap but functional thing suits me best.