The Tiger Syndrome

With news of Tiger Woods' serious car accident, tghe nine iron wielding wife and the rest of the shmut thats being laundered on all the news networks many are the stories, jokes, cartoons and wisecracks that are churing in through the mailbox, these days.

One goes like this:

"Hubby screws around, wife flips out, scratching his face and beating his car with his N ike golf club. (By the way, can't you just hear the late night jokes on this one?)

The above scenario is likely to elicit a lot of "You go, girl"s from females.

But reverse the situation and have the woman's face scratched by the man, the woman's car windows bashed in. Different, huh?

There is such a thing as the "battered husband syndrome", ya know?

If this was domestic violence - and things surely are pointing in that direction - one must wonder if this is a first time event? Is this a violent woman? What about the two very small children in that house? "

"Lets hope all the Nine Irons in the sports stores dont sell out to all the women in America this Year?"

"My golf clubs are missing.......should I be worried????"

"You knew this was coming...

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOLF BALL AND AN ESCALADE?
-TIGER CAN DRIVE A GOLF BALL 400 YARDS

POLICE ASKED TIGER'S WIFE HOW MANY TIMES SHE HIT HIM
-SHE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, 5 OR 6...PUT ME DOWN FOR A 5"

DID YOU HEAR PHIL MICKELSON CALLED TIGER'S WIFE ASKING HOW TO
BEAT HIM

WHAT WERE TIGER AND HIS WIFE DOING OUT AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING
-THEY WENT CLUBBING "

"How can you tell that Tiger Woods is dyslexic?

He was looking for clubs with women, not women with clubs.


What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Scandinavians


Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?"

Interesting, huh? Lets hear more... if you got any