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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Fred

All I know is that time is not absolute and that its flow depends on your frame of reference.

I've been all over Asia so I know Asians knew that long before Albert was a twinkle in his Herman's eye and a bulge in his trousers as he was about to jump into bed with Pauline.

Pauline, I'm assured, was also aware time is relative in a short sort of way, especially that first time when Albert was that close to being shot into space.

"Oops!", exclaimed Herman, " sorry, but those hips are crazy exciting".

True story.