Terror threat Levels across the Continents

Love it

We Scots are known for our gentle nature:D

My old man used to relate some great Scot jokes during his time. One went like this. "Three Scotsmen went to Church on a Sunday morning. When the pastor came round with the hat one fainted and the other two carried him out"

musicman wrote:

My old man used to relate some great Scot jokes during his time. One went like this. "Three Scotsmen went to Church on a Sunday morning. When the pastor came round with the hat one fainted and the other two carried him out"

Thats the English you are talking about

Music man;  I had to copy and send that one.  GREAT!!  (smile for Alliecat

MM, glad the South Africans are not amongst that lot, perhaps because they always on 'strike' and never know whats happening around them

jswwjw wrote:

Music man;  I had to copy and send that one.  GREAT!!  (smile for Alliecat

Appreciate it!  (sticking out my tongue at jsw )

You guys are free to conjure up whatever lurks in your minds related to the same analogy for South Africa or any other nation that has not already been addressed in my original post.

We still enjoy some freedoms on this blog. Thanks Julian!

As for me I would say that a suitable terror alert for South Africa could be, "Give us more condoms"

The new Italian Army tanks have 6 gears, 1 gear for forward and 5 for reverse (retreat)

...and they are all manufactured by the Berlusconi Corporation

In defense of the Italians, they're lovers not fighters

Some time ago Tony Blair was on a good will trip in Africa. With him was Gordon Brown and Alister Darling.
Mr Blair in a generous mood suggested throwing out a 20 pound note as it 'Would make some one very happy'.
Mr Darling clever man that he is, suggested throwing 4 5 pound notes out and 'Make 4 people very happy'.
Gordon Brown being a man of money said 'These people are very poor, so if we throw 20 1 pound coins out, it will make 20 people very happy.

The pilot who had been listening to this conversation turned to his copilot and said 'If we throw those three misers out we will make millions of people extremely happy'.

Now this has made excellent reading and lots of laughs - thanks to all for the entertainment

Alliecat wrote:

In defense of the Italians, they're lovers not fighters

Oh sure, the LOVE to FIGHT

jillndave wrote:

Some time ago Tony Blair was on a good will trip in Africa. With him was Gordon Brown and Alister Darling.
Mr Blair in a generous mood suggested throwing out a 20 pound note as it 'Would make some one very happy'.
Mr Darling clever man that he is, suggested throwing 4 5 pound notes out and 'Make 4 people very happy'.
Gordon Brown being a man of money said 'These people are very poor, so if we throw 20 1 pound coins out, it will make 20 people very happy.

The pilot who had been listening to this conversation turned to his copilot and said 'If we throw those three misers out we will make millions of people extremely happy'.

and what would that take the terror threat level up to, i wonder?

One of the years (in south africa) we had 'another one of our HIV campaigns' our government handed out pamphlets with yes you guessed it a condom stapled onto the pamphlet and thru the condom - how cool was that ... for us health care workers that was the joke of the whole campaign.We were totally sure the community would try out this 'new product'.

sure, ive heard of one who tried tremendously hard to stretch it across his piano, successfully, since he didnt own an organ and his wife still got preggy

so much for the instruction manual.....