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shahab.ali wrote:

remeber dude, india is amongst the most corrupted countries in the world... u can do anything and get out of it... the green things does the trick everytime!


this is not a confession, this is reality. :)

how many countries on the globe are not corrupted? can you count them on one hand?

anil.soni wrote:

I bunked my college day for my B'day celebration. I got 6 stitches on my head as a B'day gift and to our surprise we were running out of money to pay the doctor bill. 2 of my friends visited college to get some money from other friends and they were caught asking the reason for not been in college. I was shocked by the reason they gave "Anil Soni felt from a giant wheel" and he is admitted in hospital for 3 days.


:):):):)

Alliecat wrote:
blue7ind wrote:

Got a LOT to make!  Don't know where to start!!


Give us the BEST (ie. worst) first!!!


(clearing throat).....I 'fancied' the maid who used to work at our house when I was 7

blue7ind wrote:
Alliecat wrote:
blue7ind wrote:

Got a LOT to make!  Don't know where to start!!


Give us the BEST (ie. worst) first!!!


(clearing throat).....I 'fancied' the maid who used to work at our house when I was 7


:):):):):):):):):):):):)

isnt that child abuse?

musicman wrote:

isnt that child abuse?


She was in her late teens so no.

didnt mean her, meant u?

blue7ind wrote:
musicman wrote:

isnt that child abuse?


She was in her late teens so no.


child is abuisng the teen or teen was attracting the child?? :):):) So who is abusing who?? :):):):):)::):)

uvnpsaradhi wrote:
blue7ind wrote:
musicman wrote:

isnt that child abuse?


She was in her late teens so no.


child is abuisng the teen or teen was attracting the child?? :):):) So who is abusing who?? :):):):):)::):)


:lol: there wasn't any 'abuse' as such:):)

thats for the court to decide...

musicman wrote:

thats for the court to decide...


ahahahhaaa u r right. if a teen was atttracting a child intentionally or unintentionally, that must be an abuse.

poor 7 years old child doenst know wt to do unless he was abused. :):)

uvnpsaradhi wrote:
musicman wrote:

thats for the court to decide...


ahahahhaaa u r right. if a teen was atttracting a child intentionally or unintentionally, that must be an abuse.

poor 7 years old child doenst know wt to do unless he was abused. :):)


No one complained.  Neither the 'child' nor the teen:):):)

blue7ind wrote:
Alliecat wrote:
blue7ind wrote:

Got a LOT to make!  Don't know where to start!!


Give us the BEST (ie. worst) first!!!


(clearing throat).....I 'fancied' the maid who used to work at our house when I was 7


Okay, that was pretty good. Anything ELSE you wanna confess??

:lol:

u mean like, whether he married the maid?
When I was 8, I signed my own report card and dumb enough to brag it to my friends in the class.  I was duly reported to the principal and got more spanking at home that I would've got for my grades! :(:(

musicman wrote:

u mean like, whether he married the maid?


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: good one MM!

blue7ind wrote:

When I was 8, I signed my own report card and dumb enough to brag it to my friends in the class.  I was duly reported to the principal and got more spanking at home that I would've got for my grades! :(:(


more good confessions are coming out.

uvnpsaradhi wrote:
blue7ind wrote:

When I was 8, I signed my own report card and dumb enough to brag it to my friends in the class.  I was duly reported to the principal and got more spanking at home that I would've got for my grades! :(:(


more good confessions are coming out.


yeah :evil grin:  this guy is a treasure trove of good confessions!!  :lol:

Alliecat wrote:
uvnpsaradhi wrote:
blue7ind wrote:

When I was 8, I signed my own report card and dumb enough to brag it to my friends in the class.  I was duly reported to the principal and got more spanking at home that I would've got for my grades! :(:(


more good confessions are coming out.


yeah :evil grin:  this guy is a treasure trove of good confessions!!  :lol:


its a good confession actually. more than 90% of us might have done similar to this and got caught. :):):):):):)

all confessions are juicy, especially for the listener...

musicman wrote:

all confessions are juicy, especially for the listener...


Well, not all.  I mean, if somebody confessed he clipped his toenails and they went flying around the living room and he never vacuumed them up and friends came over and sat on the floor and when they stood to leave he saw the clipping stuck to the seat of their jeans... well, that wouldn't be juicy ;)

Before I get into the next one, please note that the confession I'm gonna make and the first one I made were during my childhood days when I didn't know 'anything'.  Its more like ur craze for a candy:)

So the next confession:

I was 9 at that time.  My dad's friend came over for a visit with his family (his daughter and his wife) from a different city and were staying at my house.  They know me.  His daughter should be around 17 at that time.  So, one afternoon, I went to my room (it was one level up) and saw his daughter resting on my bed on her back.  As a 'curious' kid, I placed my hand where I shouldn't and she woke up.  I was caught red handed!  I blinked and asked her what's the time and then I answered myself saying the time to her.  I was sh*t scared!  She took me to the terrace and gave me a loooooooooooooong talk saying what I did was inappropriate and what will happen if my Dad knows it.  Thankfully she left it at that.

Weirdly, she became more close & cosy with me after that!  I don't know how it works but yeah.
I wonder what you will confess when you reach 18 :whistle:

MadMaz wrote:

I wonder what you will confess when you reach 18 :whistle:


It's just a coincidence that more 'interesting' things (if I look back) happened in my life pretty early :)  If I do confess on what happened when I was 18, it won't be any sleazy :lol:

blue7ind wrote:
MadMaz wrote:

I wonder what you will confess when you reach 18 :whistle:


It's just a coincidence that more 'interesting' things (if I look back) happened in my life pretty early :)  If I do confess on what happened when I was 18, it won't be any sleazy :lol:


Allie will be disappointed, wish I didn't ask :lol:

blue7ind wrote:

Before I get into the next one, please note that the confession I'm gonna make and the first one I made were during my childhood days when I didn't know 'anything'.  Its more like ur craze for a candy:)

So the next confession:

I was 9 at that time.  My dad's friend came over for a visit with his family (his daughter and his wife) from a different city and were staying at my house.  They know me.  His daughter should be around 17 at that time.  So, one afternoon, I went to my room (it was one level up) and saw his daughter resting on my bed on her back.  As a 'curious' kid, I placed my hand where I shouldn't and she woke up.  I was caught red handed!  I blinked and asked her what's the time and then I answered myself saying the time to her.  I was sh*t scared!  She took me to the terrace and gave me a loooooooooooooong talk saying what I did was inappropriate and what will happen if my Dad knows it.  Thankfully she left it at that.

Weirdly, she became more close & cosy with me after that!  I don't know how it works but yeah.


This is beginning to sound like bullsh*t to me.. more like your fantasies than confessions :P

MadMaz wrote:
blue7ind wrote:
MadMaz wrote:

I wonder what you will confess when you reach 18 :whistle:


It's just a coincidence that more 'interesting' things (if I look back) happened in my life pretty early :)  If I do confess on what happened when I was 18, it won't be any sleazy :lol:


Allie will be disappointed, wish I didn't ask :lol:


Allie asked for the best first & she got it :)

MadMaz wrote:

Allie will be disappointed, wish I didn't ask :lol:


You think I like sleezy things??? :mad::mad::mad:

Oh.... that's right.. I do! Almost forgot ;)

lol

Alliecat wrote:
blue7ind wrote:

Before I get into the next one, please note that the confession I'm gonna make and the first one I made were during my childhood days when I didn't know 'anything'.  Its more like ur craze for a candy:)

So the next confession:

I was 9 at that time.  My dad's friend came over for a visit with his family (his daughter and his wife) from a different city and were staying at my house.  They know me.  His daughter should be around 17 at that time.  So, one afternoon, I went to my room (it was one level up) and saw his daughter resting on my bed on her back.  As a 'curious' kid, I placed my hand where I shouldn't and she woke up.  I was caught red handed!  I blinked and asked her what's the time and then I answered myself saying the time to her.  I was sh*t scared!  She took me to the terrace and gave me a loooooooooooooong talk saying what I did was inappropriate and what will happen if my Dad knows it.  Thankfully she left it at that.

Weirdly, she became more close & cosy with me after that!  I don't know how it works but yeah.


This is beginning to sound like bullsh*t to me.. more like your fantasies than confessions :P


:lol: they are indeed confessions.  Why should I make an a*s of myself otherwise :)

nonz wrote:
MadMaz wrote:
zara777 wrote:

What's 'nice' about Hulk Hogan? :lol::lol::lol:


His daughter... I suppose :whistle:


:lol::lol::lol::lol: MadMaz u got very valid entry here....she aint bad ;) ...but i guess u r bound to say good stuff about me only.....remember?? :/


Yea...yea, like you ever said anything good about me :sosad:

Maz, we've always said wonderful things about you!  Really!!!  Honest!!!!  I swear to God!!! ;)

alleycat wrote:

This is beginning to sound like bullsh*t to me.. more like your fantasies than confessions :P


blue7 wrote:

:lol: they are indeed confessions.  Why should I make an a*s of myself otherwise :)


You're making yourself sound like like a prepubescent stud, not an ass!
:lol:

Alliecat wrote:
alleycat wrote:

This is beginning to sound like bullsh*t to me.. more like your fantasies than confessions :P


blue7 wrote:

:lol: they are indeed confessions.  Why should I make an a*s of myself otherwise :)


You're making yourself sound like like a prepubescent stud, not an ass!
:lol:


It was ages back when I was a brat!  People change with time with family, career, kids, responsibilities & so on

Its fun to look back though:)

And oh another one.

This happened when I was 15.  I teased a girl at school so badly that she complained to her brothers.  Next day, they had been searching me through the town (it was a Saturday) to hit the crap out of me!  All the while I was at a friends place, unaware of everything happening outside, busy with card games & drinks.  When I went home that evening, I saw that girl's Dad at my house, apparently complaining to my Dad.  That evening wasn't pleasant.  But thank God I wasn't on the streets that day!!
This means you no longer grope sleeping women? :P
Well I have to confess something i did today and feel terrible about it.


'I lied to my boss today'

slyshooter wrote:

Well I have to confess something i did today and feel terrible about it.


'I lied to my boss today'


More!  More! Details!  Details!!

Alliecat wrote:

This means you no longer grope sleeping women? :P


God noooooooooo!  I didn't realize the gravity of it when I did it.  I was just 9 so you gotta give the benefit of doubt to me:D

you didn't get it.

I am confessing the fact that I lied

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