Please help me learn English

jhulilang wrote:

WHAT LESSONS DO YOU WANT

Ones in an English accent as I understand the post, so you're out of the picture on this one,
Apart from that, please don't post in caps lock.

Wala8 wrote:

Save a lot of words but I can not link them together and use pronouns appropriate to the piece I need lessons in grammar and conversation

The grammar can be got from text books but they will send you to sleep.
English grammar is complex and boring to the point I can easily understand why people hate learning it.
That in mind, read novels and (sorry about the phrase) "Monkey see, monkey do".
It just means you'll pick up the grammar because you see it. Understanding why a grammatical point exists is often not required as long as you get it roughly right. The need to understand only really gets useful if you intend to go to a high level, perhaps a degree in English language or the higher Cambridge ESL examinations.
The rest of us muggle along without the slightest care, actually understanding signs that say, "10 items or less" in spite of the horrible grammar and not giving a rats if 'items' is countable or uncountable.

Use of pronouns is more important, but really pretty simple to grasp.

Now for the hard part, and that's pronunciation. For that one you need a native speaker with the accent you want to pick up and no one else will do.

hamudi wrote:

oh brother...

DWL

2bz2p wrote:

One of the suggestions from above was to read novels; but with all due respect, I would start with English Newspapers. As the Newspapers are 95% grammatically phrased and structured correctly.

I see you haven't read UK newspapers - most are total crap both in grammar and content.
The only time that lot are better than books is if Jeffrey Archer wrote the latter.

If you're talking about the old thunderer, you're correct.

Wala8 wrote:

Hello
I want accented English come to my house and give me intense lessons..

jhulilang wrote:

Yes i will teach you English and give you very intense lessons. How do you want to start.

Do you have a native accent as requested by the OP?

That and you're claiming to teach English but your grammar is terrible.
Your inability to understand capitalisation and correct punctuation makes you totally unsuitable to teach English.

mrthoth wrote:

Wala,

Just my opinion but your probably best doing the same as most, watch American/Americanised TV.

I have to totally disagree with this.
Apart from the use of slang that won't help the OP pass any tests at all, there is way too much bad language and that's likely to set the OP on a bad road as she often won't be able to tell the difference between slang and the atrocious foul language in so much American TV.
That and much of it employs horrible grammar thinly disguised as speaking English properly.

For advanced learners who can filter out the swearing, it will do as a way to learn an American accent (Whichever one is used).

jhulilang wrote:

If you know and understood what she is asking. You would know what answer she needs.

Add misuse of tenses to my list.

I wouldn't normally bother to correct a poster's bad English as this forum is populated by non native speakers and, if I'm being honest, it hardly matters anyway.
You're advertising as an English teacher so all that changes, meaning your total inability to construct a sentence correctly becomes an important issue.