Going through all the chinwag here gets me proper bamboozled.
How comes all this palaver seems to miss me? Wheres the mafia? Wheres the corruption?
Heres me been nipping in and out for years and done three houses. The entire village is cracking on no frets. Muggins here does not have a care in the world. Gypsies and all sorts have been nothing but kind to me.
I live in a country with less bother than back in the UK. Straight up expats I never felt happier.