The funny members, where are you now?

ngattt wrote:

Just felt boring these days.
After working so hard, came here and there were noone to discuss/argue with 

Until they return, watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfllwAUdIM

ngattt wrote:

Thanks mas fres
Still I keep the picture in my laptop, Zanchun. But I don't worry anything, just felt tired, because I can't relax these days. When you teach many people with many subjects, you can't even stop, because it will affect to many people.
This year, I've taught and worked everyday, haven't had any weekends after new semester starts.
I will try to avoid teaching so much in next semester (will not help anyone else)

Let's have a quick vacation. Tomorrow morning, turn off your hp, catch the bus, go to Vung Tau city, get to the beach, enjoy the sun bath, drink pina colada, gather some Vung Tau expats and chat for whole day... 

Then you will go back to HCMC in the Sunday morning ! 

Teacher Mark wrote:

A British visitor was stopped by customs at Melbourne airport was asked if he had a criminal record, and replied that he didn’t realise you still had to have one to get in! 

Q: How do you blind an Vietnamese woman?

A: Buy her a motorbike!



An American businessman goes to Vietnam on a business trip, but he hates Vietnamese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.

  I got that one.

virgoks wrote:

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."
So he continued: "Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color did not suit you. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?"

Have a nice weekend and remember not to leave anything unused guys!

  I don't like that joke, maybe if she is like me....she returns home with cleaver! 

MIA2013 wrote:

virgoks wrote:

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."
So he continued: "Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color did not suit you. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?"

Have a nice weekend and remember not to leave anything unused guys!

  I don't like that joke, maybe if she is like me....she returns home with cleaver! 

How bad my English is ! I had to read many times to catch the idea of the story. Then I told to my wife about the story. And she said she would cut and put all things she doesn't use in the safe box ! 

zanchun wrote:

I told to my wife about the story. And she said she would cut and put all things she doesn't use in the safe box ! 

Its good if she could add more ice in as well

virgoks wrote:

zanchun wrote:

I told to my wife about the story. And she said she would cut and put all things she doesn't use in the safe box ! 

Its good if she could add more ice in as well

Haha, don't make Zanchun scary. Maybe he doesn't dare sleep anymore !

Teacher Mark wrote:

CONWAY TWITTY?   

Thank you, Mark. The first time I hear those songs. It's quite strange to me.
Ah, I like this: "I hate myself for hating them"