@Garry
Bienvenido al forum.
-I do not wish to live on the beach...
You have plenty of destinations around thailand, however Bangkok might be your best bet.
-Access to a hospital with good trauma care is a condition precedent. I have a ticky heart.
There are very good hospitals in bangkok, of course unfortunately their bills are also of high standards.
-I will need a housekeeper.
Depending were you live, you can have a housekeeper for around 4000 bath a month (coming twice a week)
-I would like a villa over an apartment.
-I will not pay more that 30,000BHT per month for accomodation
-I would not exclude a condo or an apartment.
There are few villas in the outskirts of bangkok, they are near to your budget also. However i recomend to make few thai friends as they know the best deals.
But if you dont mind living on an apartment, there are very nice apartments with that budget, closer to the center of the city ( if there is one cos bangkok is so bloody big)and therefore near to a hospital for that "just in case" scenario.
-I do not need parties, drinking or a nightlife.
Avoid the main explosions of life of the city, such as nana-asok-silom-lumpini..and youll be fine
-I will need broadband internet
There is plenty of internet service providers around here, however when it rains the connections are kinda choppi. But the internet of for example 4mb will cost you around 700 thai bath a month.
-I would like to have a complete kitchen.
If by that you mean, a fridge, a couple of fire plates, and a sink. They do all have that. If you looking for something more complete, usually high standard flats/appartments have such commodities.
-I do not need a swimming pool or gym.
Nearlly all apartment buildings have in fact a swiming pool and a gym. Some even have saunas too.
-I could live in Bangkok or Chiang Mai but am willing to consider areas since I do not know anything else about Thailand.
I dont know about chiangmai much, just know its cheaper there. And as for other parts of thailand, I unfortunatelly know more of places surrounded by the beach.
-I will read the news and worry about protests etc.
Since what it happen in thailand, no body has spoke about it at all, since in thai people were ashamed of those who did make trouble since isnt how thai people do act. Few things youll read on the news such as the bangkok post, mostly concerning politics inside parliament troubles.
-I am single and hope to stay that way.
If you have never been to thailand youll find that extremely difficult.
-I welcome enquiries from those interested in renting to me.
Have a look at : http://www.mrroomfinder.com/ Not mine but I founded few nice places with it.