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Your mother & your GF/BF are both drowning who will you save 1st & Y?

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

Without blogs, how would complete strangers know what I ate for lunch?


we will all be eating the SAME thing

OF COURSE >>>> Mama :) mama oh mama,
mama's girl ha princess sandra........:)

princess sandra wrote:

OF COURSE >>>> Mama :) mama oh mama,


please decide... mama or boy friend:P

maradona812010 wrote:

what if your wife catches you with another girl


potong potong sosis  :cool:

mas fred wrote:
maradona812010 wrote:

what if your wife catches you with another girl


potong potong sosis  :cool:


adalah bahwa pertanda baik hihihi :)



good or bad :)

mas fred wrote:
maradona812010 wrote:

what if your wife catches you with another girl


potong potong sosis  :cool:


chopped sausages
and you still want to remove lady's underwear
MUAHAHAHA
lately not only chopped.. but fed to the dogs.
no chance of sew back:|

and whose wiener is the winner??

JasfurJQ wrote:
mas fred wrote:
maradona812010 wrote:

what if your wife catches you with another girl


potong potong sosis  :cool:


adalah bahwa pertanda baik hihihi :)



good or bad :)


I'm firmly of the opinion, such action with scissors and sausage would be pretty bad.

hELLnoi wrote:
mas fred wrote:
maradona812010 wrote:

what if your wife catches you with another girl


potong potong sosis  :cool:


chopped sausages
and you still want to remove lady's underwear
MUAHAHAHA
lately not only chopped.. but fed to the dogs.
no chance of sew back:|


I've seen this in some movies not only feeding it to the dog but you can also fed it to the piranha hahaha.....:)

JasfurJQ wrote:
hELLnoi wrote:
mas fred wrote:


potong potong sosis  :cool:


chopped sausages
and you still want to remove lady's underwear
MUAHAHAHA
lately not only chopped.. but fed to the dogs.
no chance of sew back:|


I've seen this in some movies not only feeding it to the dog but you can also fed it to the piranha hahaha.....:)


ouuUCCHHHH let see that craZZie bouncing shEEP still think it lucky to remove lady's underwear.
"lagi mau main2?"

my mom for sure
people have mothers
i have mothster.
not a difficult choice at all.

hELLnoi wrote:
JasfurJQ wrote:
hELLnoi wrote:


chopped sausages
and you still want to remove lady's underwear
MUAHAHAHA
lately not only chopped.. but fed to the dogs.
no chance of sew back:|


I've seen this in some movies not only feeding it to the dog but you can also fed it to the piranha hahaha.....:)


ouuUCCHHHH let see that craZZie bouncing shEEP still think it lucky to remove lady's underwear.
"lagi mau main2?"


Tidak mau (no way, dude)

houwayda wrote:

my mom for sure


mother should always be 2nd priority in life......:)

JasfurJQ wrote:
houwayda wrote:

my mom for sure


mother should always be 2nd priority in life......:)


i hate to disagree. Mumsters exist.
And remember the "No me, No you" song. You can tell her she wasn't thinking of you then. So cut the BS!

hmmp someone chose to save his GF rather the one that nurture him......:)(theres something wrong with HellNoi)

JasfurJQ wrote:

hmmp someone chose to save his GF rather the one that nurture him......:)(theres something wrong with HellNoi)


No i am perfectly fine. I had to grow up on my own.
We have different upbringing by different mothers.
However, I can tell the difference between good and evil.
"A little more than kin, and less than kind!"

it's easy to tell by your words,
be less like them and be more of who you really are......:)
I am me. If you wish to read more to that then it is your liberty. Strange we all place a debt to the person who gave birth you you without reservations.
I guess Hitler's children would save him like any filial son(if he had any).
so do you......:)
opss
I should have said: no mums and Hitler :cool:
I think I may have to change my position on this issue and save the girlfriend.

I've just realised, when my mum snuffs it, I'll be in for a fat bag of cash so I can afford a second house for the girlfriend and my wife need never know.

Perfect solution.
well speaking of devotion.....:)

mas fred wrote:

I think I may have to change my position on this issue and save the girlfriend.

I've just realised, when my mum snuffs it, I'll be in for a fat bag of cash so I can afford a second house for the girlfriend and my wife need never know.

Perfect solution.


just pray your wife and your girl friend don't shop in the same shopping mall.
I know Jakarta is a big city with a population over 10 million. You know what society women are like. They would go to the end of the world just to be at a certain place.

hope you mum won't snoop around your thing esp. your laptop OR member of expat or else your busted......:)

JasfurJQ wrote:

hope you mum won't snoop around your thing esp. your laptop OR member of expat or else your busted......:)


no worries.. we are in different worlds :P

I meant for the hipping sheep.....:)

JasfurJQ wrote:

I meant for the hipping sheep.....:)


Now worries.That bouncing sheep likes living near the edge. He daydreams
Talkers aren't Doers

Hipping or hippy sheep?
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/25/9d449f4b-ac62-4ff6-8a18-ba335f58ecea.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6kjjpqfa1qepkzyo1_500.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-z6urblQ3MRA/UNhdynE7bsI/AAAAAAAAAfE/2Jop1k67uLs/s400/something_in_the_way_she_moos-168703.jpg
sorry mooder, move over, gf/lover wins

mas fred wrote:

Hipping or hippy sheep?


let's use the original one hihihi :)

=)) how can you tell which is the original one with all that wool over  your eyes?
Lucky I have no GF so my full attention is to my Mom...hihihi :)

JasfurJQ wrote:

Lucky I have no GF so my full attention is to my Mom...hihihi :)


Wouldn't you like to say GF?
(turn off your telly, get off this blog and may be you have a chance to find a GF to save. hihihi)

I prefer fate.......:)

JasfurJQ wrote:

I prefer fate.......:)


fate to drown your mummy first? we know you don't have a GF but not sure about a BF hmmm.
was that why you started this topic? To get a group to understand and follow your intended actions? hEE2 Daddy will skin you then feed you to the vultures. no more hihihi

hELLnoi wrote:
JasfurJQ wrote:

I prefer fate.......:)


fate to drown your mummy first? we know you don't have a GF but not sure about a BF hmmm.
was that why you started this topic? To get a group to understand and follow your intended actions? hEE2 Daddy will skin you then feed you to the vultures. no more hihihi


I intend to share my thoughts, and your intentions is sabotaging someone else's thread. You better be careful you keep on puting the topic on danger....