You couldn't make it up!

An expat and his family head off for a jolly to Malta last weekend. He leaves the keys to his fairly new Hyundai 4x4 with the gate boy, so that the monkey can clean it.

Just for the record, the expat has been here 3+ years….

The said expat gets back from his couple of days on the pop, to find that the jeep is missing from his yard…

His expat neighbour shows up a while later and relays the facts...

The gate boy decided it would be a good move to take the jeep for a joyride with his mates. No guesses what happened. Yep, the idiot ends up in a wreck, with loads of damage to the jeep and even more to the Libyan’s car who was on the receiving end of the Korean tin can.

The expat has since been presented with a bill for over 7,000 Lyd to repair the Libyan’s car, in addition to what he’ll have to shell out to fix his own motor!

Now here’s the rub….

The gate boy shows up a while later….asking if he can keep his job!