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ExpatEnglishTeacher

Just a joke an Egyptian man told me that I liked.

A foreigner came to Egypt and hired a driver to drive him around.

The foreigner got in the car and the driver took off. After a minute they came to a stop light and it was red but the driver drove through the red light. The foreigner shouted OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Th edriver told him don't worry I'm a professional.

They kept on driving until the next light and again it was a red light and again he drove right through it and again the foreigner screamed and yelled out of fear. But yet again the driver said don't worry I'm a professional.

They kept driving around for a few minutes and ever light was red and the driver just kept going through the red lights saying don't worry I'm a professional.

Finally they came to a light and it was green. And the driver STOPPED. the foreigner had no idea what was going on. He told the driver you go through red lights but when its a green light you stop

The driver said yes because a professional might be coming from here and a professional might be coming from here (pointing towards the right and left)

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Cenlin

:lol: upside down minds