childhood..
|she told me that i was so "unusual"
she even told me stories of my "creative thoughts", and then i make list of that...
1. i "rescued" a gold fish from hypothermia by took it off the water and put it in a towel, and when i found the fish was dead, i still think it was because of hypothermia...
2. i painted my cat with black paint.
3. pour juice into an aquarium so all fish can taste the juice also, not only water..
4. i put my self into the fridge.
5. i use my crayon as make up..
6. i speak in my own language everytime i hear new language spoken in my house
7. i cut somebody else's hair..only in one side
8. shove my uncle's eyebrow..also in one side only
9. put glue on the driver's chair of our family car.
and so on..and so on..
how about you? how was your childhood?
ps : i think childhood is like being drunk..everyone remembers what you did,except you...
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|i am already ancient.
(= more valuable
)my wife tried to put me on ebay
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||mas fred wrote:In my capacity as a male, I'll let you know when I grow up.
that is as good as ...."NEVER" 
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