My wife and I talk about many things as we are newly married and still getting to know each other better. I thought it would be interesting to start a thread about things "In Vietnam". What I mean by that is when we are discussing any random topic and she starts a statement with "In Vietnam..." I ready myself for something that doesn't make a bit of sense to me.
Perhaps others have similar stories or can possibly explain where these statements come from and how she would believe they are true. Here are a couple from this past week.
1) I cannot hand her a toothpick after we eat. I can hand her the container of toothpicks. In Vietnam if you hand someone an individual toothpick you will argue all day.
2) I cannot take a shower at night and go to bed with my hair wet. In Vietnam if you do this you will die. Doctors say so.
3) If i stroke her belly button she will stop me immediately. In Vietnam if you do that it will cause belly pain.
Please add some of your similar comments and please, if you can explain why she would believe these to be true please do.