Punch Machine

Hey Mad,  I'm here! 

I'm here but not there   Still in the USA, that is! 
I've been lurking, I admit!  I've bitten my tongue a couple of times especially on the "Marrying an Expat" topic

MadMaz wrote:

[Punch In]

I'm not finding many new topics on the forum these days, at least not those I'm interested in. So I thought of installing one of these machines here to let you know I'm attending

Who else wants to let us know he's/she's around? come on and punch in

Yep, agree with you about not too much interesting to me, either  

So .. let me punch your machine!!!

[PUNCH IN]


CAF, Amegy, glad to know you're here

Allie, you can punch my machine as often as you want! Do I get to punch your machine too?


[PUNCH OUT]

MadMaz wrote:

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CAF, Amegy, glad to know you're here

Allie, you can punch my machine as often as you want! Do I get to punch your machine too?


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No... but .. you may touch it ... gently.



yikes.. I didn't just say that, did I ?? lol

YES, you did! 

CAF wrote:

okay, I deserve that! lol

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Sorry I'm late

slyshooter wrote:

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Sorry I'm late

ermmm.. you never punched out.

Were you here all day?

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Awesome machine you got here Madmaz. I Love it!


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i am here...

yogeshbhatt1974 wrote:

i am here...

Me tooooooo!

Alliecat wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

[PUNCH IN]

Sorry I'm late

ermmm.. you never punched out.

Were you here all day?

yeah I'm stuck inside the machine now

[PUNCH IN]

I am always here inside this machine ..........


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good one...

Alliecat wrote:

CAF wrote:

okay, I deserve that! lol

Wait a minute ladies! I have to say what I think about this

Well... I think... actually...

errr...

Have you seen my car keys?

Salman Omrani wrote:

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Awesome machine you got here Madmaz. I Love it!


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I'm glad you like it Salman. Wish I could modify it to despense cookies though

slyshooter wrote:

yeah I'm stuck inside the machine now

I just called Morpheus, he says he hasn't entered the Punch Machine since Neo died. so, he can't save you. I tried to get more info but all he said was "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Punch Machine is. You have to see it for yourself."

Can i also Punch in guys?

Anil

yeah very few topics left....hows yu , this is yogesh

no Anil, your not allowed to. ask Allie she'l put in a good word for ya.

and hello yogesh.

I'm bored with the other threads, can I punch in too?

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zara777 wrote:

I'm bored with the other threads, can I punch in too?

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welcomeeeeeeeeeee ... toooooooooo.. the machineeeeee

(who am I quoting??)

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Alliecat wrote:

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welcomeeeeeeeeeee ... toooooooooo.. the machineeeeee

(who am I quoting??)

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A swiss watch maker who makes only 35 watches a year and sells them for $100K EACH?!

MadMaz wrote:

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A swiss watch maker who makes only 35 watches a year and sells them for $100K EACH?!

... and why do you want to hide his identity? are you planning to buy all his watches and not leaving any for me?

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slyshooter wrote:

MadMaz wrote:

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A swiss watch maker who makes only 35 watches a year and sells them for $100K EACH?!

... and why do you want to hide his identity? are you planning to buy all his watches and not leaving any for me?

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Nah... I'm happy with my 500 riyal Swatch But if you want one, I can give you the address of the shop. Here in Riyadh

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MadMaz wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

MadMaz wrote:

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A swiss watch maker who makes only 35 watches a year and sells them for $100K EACH?!

... and why do you want to hide his identity? are you planning to buy all his watches and not leaving any for me?

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Nah... I'm happy with my 500 riyal Swatch But if you want one, I can give you the address of the shop. Here in Riyadh

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Yes Please, am a big freak. I'll immediately find a replica and make myself happy.

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MadMaz wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

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welcomeeeeeeeeeee ... toooooooooo.. the machineeeeee

(who am I quoting??)

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A swiss watch maker who makes only 35 watches a year and sells them for $100K EACH?!

You've never heard of Pink Floyd??

I never knew Pink Floyd was a Swiss Watchmaker

Alliecat wrote:

You've never heard of Pink Floyd??

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I know Pink Floyd Allie, But I wasn't trying to answer correctly. Not that I knew the answer anyway

YO SALMAN!

This must be your best pic every mate! Now let me see if anyone can complain about the beard

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MadMaz wrote:

YO SALMAN!

This must be your best pic every mate! Now let me see if anyone can complain about the beard

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yes, he's quite handsome, isn't he? 

hmmmm.. the little shy face doesn't work as well for me as it does for nonzie!

Alliecat wrote:

hmmmm.. the little shy face doesn't work as well for me as it does for nonzie!

Nonzie? Where is she? Somebody call her and tell her to come in here and punch in... NOW

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Lolz you guys. I'm blushing all red now, thanks Maz. but seriously, allie.. that shy smiley does fit you. at .. times. ..

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I liked your earlier pic, even though never understood what it was related to

[PUNCH OUT USING BLUE PILL]

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I am back to the office after a few days Customer visit.
Back to FORUM.

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slyshooter wrote:

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viagra? 

Sly!

First you...

slyshooter wrote:

[KICK IN]

and you made me wonder how come you confused your hands with your feet

now you

slyshooter wrote:

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so I know your pills are making you confused

You are messing with my machine and I don't like people who mess with my machines! if you don't believe me, ask the mechanic who was fixing my car the other day.

You have been warned

I got the blue pill from Morpheus (not VIAGRA) to mess up this machine and find loopholes

slyshooter wrote:

(not VIAGRA)