How much to pay in-laws?

Never forget the ex-pat mantra: let your mop never dry. Om padme never let your mop dry; Om  padme etc.

Where are the moderators when you need them. This site use to be quite good, and they ran everybody off. Now we get this philosophical folks that want to ramble on, off topic. You would think they could carry on such juvenile babble via PM's.
  Mods, if you can please close this thread.

Too True.  And I agree.   We seem to be flogging a dead hoarse here...       

Oo er knickers in a twist and teachers snitch. C'mon a little levity never hurt anyone, we are all human

I am curious too about what to pay in laws. I plan to move to Da Nang, marry my sweetheart and live there for a year or two, then move her and I to the US. How much is the usual pay to in laws?

Thread closed as requested by Vagabonding (sorry mate I was off today)