After years of planning and re-planning ...

John C. wrote:

… you now became an expat. 
What happened next?

Did you become more handsome?
Did you lose that extra weight?
Did your wallet fatten?
Did people begin to need you badly like we need Bill Gates?
Or was it all for nothing: you still are the same old aquarium fish which needed only a change of water? …

Hello Sir,

I live in every moment because nobody knows what next but we can plan but it will happened or not no surety.
Yes i became more handsome not by body but by brain.
Yes i lost that extra weight not by body but by mental stress.
Yes wallet will also get fatten but it will take little time.
I think so here we need badly to everyone those who are regular with sensible and beautiful comments.
By this your last question doesnot required to be answer because rest all i have answered.

Regards,
Anil

John C. wrote:

Did you become more...…

I can not answer you John.   I have nothing to say as I am not yet an expat.
But I am sure I will become less handsome, I will gain some weight, My wallet become thinner, People may forget me...
but for sure I will become an expat in near future.. but I feel lil bored  and weird:|

John C. wrote:

… you now became an expat. 
What happened next?

Did you become more handsome?  More handsome every day!

Did you lose that extra weight?  - Yes and eating healthier every day. Something to be said for fresh food, veggies and fruit

Did your wallet fatten?  About the same

Did people begin to need you badly like we need Bill Gates?  I have never felt so self important.

Or was it all for nothing: you still are the same old aquarium fish which needed only a change of water? …

mal wrote:

John C. wrote:

Did you become more...…

I can not answer you John.   I have nothing to say as I am not yet an expat.
But I am sure I will become less handsome, I will gain some weight, My wallet become thinner, People may forget me...
but for sure I will become an expat in near future.. but I feel lil bored  and weird:|

Hi Mal,
1). You are not an expat? What are you doing here?    Are you an alien from Mars (or even farther) infiltrating Homo Sapiens culture or lack thereof? Are the space aliens crazy to send you here in the shape of non-expat? Everybody in cosmos can see (and hear) what stupid things Earthians do on this planet, why did they have to send you down here to spy on us?
Maybe they wanted to get rid of you???     I need the truth ...

2). You feel lil' bored and weird?  If you don't know what it is, I tell you: it's that thing which keeps coming back blindly every month again and again until it stops at around 50 of age. 

Bob K wrote:

Well answering with in the quote did not work the way I thought it would.  Hope it made sense anyway

Bob K

Hi Bob,

Thank you for your contribution. Even if your answering within the quotes did not work the way you thought it would, it's OK, at least you learnt something new for next time. Your input did NOT pass unnoticed by my superior intelligence.
Well done, you passed the test. 

Please alert all expats in DR about my superb post here so they too could benefit from the wisdom therein and give us their thoughts or replies (whichever comes first). 

sharma999 wrote:

Dear john , i am agree with you .MAl is not expat.Thank you

Hello Sharma, 

1). What do you suggest we, (edit added: veteran expats), should do to her?

2). How about you,as an expat,
Did you become more handsome?
Did you lose that extra weight?
Did your wallet fatten?
Did people begin to need you badly like we need Bill Gates?
Or was it all for nothing: you still are the same old aquarium fish which needed only a change of water? … 

John C. wrote:

sharma999 wrote:

Dear john , i am agree with you .MAl is not expat.Thank you

Hello Sharma, 

1). What do you suggest we, (edit added: veteran expats), should do to her?

2). How about you,as an expat,
Did you become more handsome?
Did you lose that extra weight?
Did your wallet fatten?
Did people begin to need you badly like we need Bill Gates?
Or was it all for nothing: you still are the same old aquarium fish which needed only a change of water? … 

New memeber Sharma and my contact friend John,
1. Am gathering information to be an expat in USA soon.So I have contacts with USA friends and frequently read their forums.
2. Am a traveling person so this expat .blog is very important for me to get information.
3.I am supporting other expats who are coming to my country.
Until now, Team is satisfied with my conducts here and I haven't made big mistakes for me to get a warnings from them, so I am well safe in expat.
so it won't be easy for you to kick me off tho you gather voters for that    
I decided not to write on your posts any more and will seriously think what I should do to the 'friendship'

aryavrat wrote:

Hey Mal dont get angry no body is going to kick  you  off from here....and please dont do that ....always reply

Hey Anil no no it's just a joke!
I do not care whatever John says- He is a good friend in my contact list and we exchange frequent mails.
But I will personally catch him soon  for a good

mal wrote:

aryavrat wrote:

Hey Mal dont get angry no body is going to kick  you  off from here....and please dont do that ....always reply

Hey Anil no no it's just a joke!
I do not care whatever John says- He is a good friend in my contact list and we exchange frequent mails.
But I will personally catch him soon  for a good

Hahahaha i know that and i too was not serious...

mal wrote:

aryavrat wrote:

Hey Mal dont get angry no body is going to kick  you  off from here....and please dont do that ....always reply

Hey Anil no no it's just a joke!
I do not care whatever John says-  .....

So, after years of planning and re-planning you ... 

mal wrote:

John C. wrote:

sharma999 wrote:

Dear john , i am agree with you .MAl is not expat.Thank you

Hello Sharma, 

1). What do you suggest we, (edit added: veteran expats), should do to her?

2). How about you,as an expat,
Did you become more handsome?
Did you lose that extra weight?
Did your wallet fatten?
Did people begin to need you badly like we need Bill Gates?
Or was it all for nothing: you still are the same old aquarium fish which needed only a change of water? … 

New memeber Sharma and my contact friend John,
1. Am gathering information to be an expat in USA soon.So I have contacts with USA friends and frequently read their forums.
2. Am a traveling person so this expat .blog is very important for me to get information.
3.I am supporting other expats who are coming to my country.
Until now, Team is satisfied with my conducts here and I haven't made big mistakes for me to get a warnings from them, so I am well safe in expat.
so it won't be easy for you to kick me off tho you gather voters for that    
I decided not to write on your posts any more and will seriously think what I should do to the 'friendship'

This is a new low (just like new lows in the stock markets).  People can see how women have huge mood swings (just like the profitable price swings in the stock markets) turning a strong friendship into a weak one (just like in the stock markets when the bearish sentiment comes in - edit added: ... and prices fall).
Mal, you got a free lesson in how to deal with  price charts in the stock markets (and any market for that reason).    I always said that the markets are sexy, feminine mood swings. This is why I am always great. 

John C. wrote:

So, after years of planning and re-planning you ... 

haha why this mood?
I will send you a pm tomo. wait

mal wrote:

John C. wrote:

So, after years of planning and re-planning you ... 

haha why this mood?
I will send you a pm tomo. wait

If you send a PM tomorrow, that will be exactly like prices climbing up again in the stock markets.
What goes up, comes down and ... (John C.'s genial contribution) what goes down bounces back up.  (This is a deep secret which the working class always stopping at bad news is fearful to learn, and ultimately this is why some people have money while many others have nothing).
This is another free lesson but Mal, sweetie, remember, for me to stay profitable and remain #1 on top of things, I won't be giving too many free lessons.  What the heck, after my years of planning and re-planning ... do I still have to teach for free?  In the free world?  Who me???

mal wrote:

But I will personally catch him soon  for a good

Hello Mal,
If your reasons to catch me are only to  me, then the reasons for which you could have caught me to me to begin with are not mature or well founded.
When you deal with me, you must know that after many years of planning and re-planning, ... I turned into a happy thinking robot. 

(John C. to himself: playing hard to get is not only for women.  It's also for men).

mirajuddin wrote:

Hi John C,

I am still the same old aquarium fish
which needed only a change of water LoL 

Miraj

Hi Miraj, 
When do you think you will need the water changed again?

mirajuddin wrote:

Hi John C,

Soon i need a change of water or i will die in my old water
because its smell bad now 

Hello Miraj,
I got it.     So now what kind of expat will you become? Please see the options at https://www.expat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=323945

mirajuddin wrote:

Hi John C,

Soon i need a change of water or i will die in my old water
because its smell bad now 

Hi there,
I see.
You need not only the stale water changed but also a bigger aquarium ...