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@Mac68 You win some... you lose some. Facts of life man...  Read More

@RTLisSBHi Roger. There are many inexpensive anti-parasitics available here at every pharmacy, the efficacy of which I have no data.Here we alternate between albendazole, mebendazole, and ivermectin (my preference). Loads of information available on ... Read More

Hey guys... thanks for the feedback and sharing the constructive pronunciation. For me being Asian, myself sometime at lost when communicating in the English. Eg:- is it tor-meh-to or to-ma-toes?- is it por-tar-tor or po-ta-toes?Likewise writing in ... Read More

Why having a good command of English is important?Carl washed his underwear and hung it to dry on his neighbour's fence. Since it was the rainy season, he clipped a note on it with his basic English.Lynn, his neighbour got a shock of her life when ... Read More

ENGLISH LESSONTsunami - T is silent Honest - H is silentPsychology - P is silentKnife - K is silentWife - Husband is silentClass dismissed... Read More

Matthew woke up one morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of whiskey bottles that has caused the fight. He took the crate outside and started smashing the empty bottles one ... Read More

@RTLisSB Just got a good slap by a bat wing yesterday during my casual walk at the lake. Maybe that bat is partially blink or too engross of chasing the insects for food thus bump into me.Well in here, anything that is with 4 legs is edible ... Read More

At this point in time it wouldn't have surprised me if she cooked and ate it. I often joke with her that Vietnamese will eat anything with four legs, except the table. Her response has always been, "We eat snake too". - @Aidan in HCMCAt country ... Read More

One beautiful sexy employee hit a US$5 million jackpot.Her company though if the news is told to her suddenly, she may die from shock due to happiness and excitement. So they assigned the job to Tony, her best friend, to inform her in such a way ... Read More

Sometimes when you cry, nobody sees your tears.Sometimes when you're hurt, nobody sees your pain.Sometimes when you're sad, nobody sees your sorrow...BUT FART JUST ONE TIME Read More

@Mac68 Maybe ponstan will be better Read More

Roses are red, nuts are brown,Skirts go up, pants go down,Body to body, skin to skin,When its stiff, stick it in,It goes in dry and comes out wet,The longer it's in, the stronger it's gets,It comes out dripping and it start to sag.It's not what you ... Read More

Conversation between 2 womanWoman A: Where do you work?Woman B: It's with oil and gasWoman A: Wow!!! Where are you based at?Woman B: KITCHEN Read More

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN1. FINEThis is the word woman use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.2. NOTHINGMeans "Something" and you need to be worried.3. GO AHEADThis is a dare, not permission, don't do it.4. ... Read More

Women can't remember where they left their hair clip but they remember what you said 5 years ago on Tuesday at 8:45pm Read More

@Aidan in HCMC Unfortunately I'm in the north and by asking around my peers, nobody seems to understand especially the "va". Here is either "co" or "khong"... nothing more or less. Well... thanks for sharing anyway. ( start tuning my brain now ... Read More

@Aidan in HCMC Just add some to confuse more:- Dựa - Lean on...- Dừa lòng - Please ( Northern called Vừa lòng )Happy twisting.... Read More

@johnross23 Exactly. My encumbrance especially ordering black iced coffee with sugar... "cà phê đen đá có đường". Till now still could not pronounce it correctly ( after 3 months ). Unless ... Read More

@RTLisSB Not to demoralise, knowing a word or two will sound different to the local eardrum at the very initial stage. You will see question mark from the local forehead or worst simply being ignored if they could not interpret accordingly. ... Read More

I apologize for the offtopic.  I want to ask you for advice. I will arrive in Vietnam in the next 7 days.I have a valid national license issued from the country of origin (ROMANIA in my case, EU valid) and I want to be able to drive ... Read More

@River Frogs Frustrating... nah, just underwent another round of Ferris Wheel and couple with roller coaster ride which eventually vomiting out  my skull and hey, my smile may look like a clown now. Just 1 word, stupendous. Read More

I apologize for the offtopic.  I want to ask you for advice. I will arrive in Vietnam in the next 7 days.I have a valid national license issued from the country of origin (ROMANIA in my case, EU valid) and I want to be able to drive ... Read More

@River Frogs Still waiting for mine under company sponsorship. 2 runs in Hai Phong, 2 runs to Hanoi and now my paperwork line up in Saigon for processing. It's tough though but to your question, Yes still in issuance. A little set back is that ... Read More

One Whatapps Retirees group decided to meet over lunch.All 15 of them met and had good food, drinks and dessert. Then the bill arrived. All 15 of them rushed to grab the bill for payment. There was a scene with everyone fighting to take the bill.The ... Read More

If you marry the right person, everyday is a Valentine's day.Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.Marry the lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.Marry the rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.Marry an immature person, everyday would ... Read More

A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday. Once on the plane, the Captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed out of the plane ... Read More

Once obtained the VN'ese license, prior to lapse, how does the renewal process goes? a) Will it be the same formalities again - notorised of passport and license and to the counter in completing the process orb) Just furnished the renewal TRC / ... Read More

@OceanBeach92107 Congratulation OB. Welcome to Vietnam or I must say welcome back home? Read More

@RTLisSB Probably I'm lucky enough that my apartment come with a water dispenser. Plug the power point and ready to use, dispense really hot water ( more than enough temperature to cook cup noodle or brew coffee ) and cool water as well ( ... Read More

Once obtained the VN'ese license, prior to lapse, how does the renewal process goes? a) Will it be the same formalities again - notorised of passport and license and to the counter in completing the process orb) Just furnished the renewal TRC / ... Read More

@Lennerd Yup... truly respect such folks. Likewise if for me... I think I will crack the toilet bowl...Cheers. Read More

In a reputable shopping center.1) Cream ( not sure edible or not ) used as decoration ( to shape an artificial cake using plywood ) being scoop up and straight into the mouth.2) Loose dried foods meant to be sold and with no "trying or tasting" ... Read More

@colinoscapee Can enlighten on what could possibly goes wrong? Likewise was told to hold my passport whenever I go but now seems otherwise. Thanks in advance. Read More

Pardon me if I'm wrong whereby never heard before in VN where ATM machine being hijack out from its foot print from the bank premises. Thief here is rather opportunistic than planned. By displaying a safe, it will be obvious that something is and ... Read More

@leekenny0604 Bro Kenny, I feel you. Your situation is probably in the same shoe as a best friend of mine ( specifically in Cheras - KL ). Arranged marriage, legally registered in KL, a very lovely couple and happily married for 4 years. ... Read More

Alzheimer's test to be taken regularly by all above 40. If you are over 40 years, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer Test:-How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks???1. _ _ NDOM2. F _ _ K3. P _ N _ S4. PU _ S _5. S _ X6. BOO _ ... Read More

A married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them... The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart. The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, ... Read More

5 years old son after reading story of a kingSon: Mom, I also want 3 wives, 1 will cook, 1 will sing and 1 will bathe meMom: And which one will put you to sleep?Son: No mom, I will still sleep with youThen the mom's eyes filled up with tears... God ... Read More

Mechanics: I'm tiredDrummer: I'm beatPipelayer: I'm drainedGardener: I'm bushedChef: I'm friedTailor: I'm wornAC repairman: I'm exhaustedWindow washer: I'm wipedAccountant: I'm spentSoldier: I'm fatiguedTrash collector: I'm wasterPlumber: I'm ... Read More

In a deserted highway, a cop pull over a carCop: you were going fastDriver: I was just trying to keep up with trafficCop: there isn't anyDriver: I know! That's how far behind I am Read More

Mechanics: I'm tiredDrummer: I'm beatPipelayer: I'm drainedGardener: I'm bushedChef: I'm friedTailor: I'm wornAC repairman: I'm exhaustedWindow washer: I'm wipedAccountant: I'm spentSoldier: I'm fatiguedTrash collector: I'm wasterPlumber: I'm ... Read More

For the ladies that are still waiting for the prince on a white horse, don't give up!. With the recent rises in gasoline, it can happen any second now!!! Read More

@wits3 Thanks wits3 for the inputs. Could not admonish myself when starting a random chat. At time myself my disgorge words which I deem correct but likewise not pleasant to be heard. Anyway your statement of "personally i think is a really ... Read More

Hi OD,By doing VN way, it will be ultimately alright using your mini four wheels but it has got to be on the main road. Even in Singapore, almost ever rider ( with such scooter ) will do the same by riding on main road despite the superb and over ... Read More

Ok, all right, well, return to the joint on Friday night and so unfortunate that she is not working. Returning back again Sunday and ta-da... she is there manning here usual core. Dragging my "translator" into translating, while ordering our diner, ... Read More

@Vitamin_ Thanks for the info but still there is no safe bet in addressing in a correct way. Anyway will let nature take it course. Read More

A man walks into a bar, orders 12 beers and starts drinking them like there is no tomorrow.The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"The man says, "You'd be drinking fast too if you had what I had".The bartender asks, "What do you ... Read More

@Aidan in HCMC Still blending myself in here. Hope can play host to you should the opportunity arise. Read More

Up this post since I'm currently in Hai Phong. 2 months here and still alive and kicking as foreigner. Jokes about vehicle plate no starting with 15 or 16, leave it as a jokes. In my observation, formerly "vice" city is due to the ports where income ... Read More

Hanoi... Hoa Vien - Located at Tang Bat Ho ( hope I could get some commission out from this ). Nice craft beer but a little expensive in contrast. My verdict, it's probably due to the cosy atmosphere.Can't agree less with Jlgarbutt, but I will ... Read More

A bike driver with 3 pillion riders is commonly sighted throughout but a bike driver with 5 butchered pigs stacked on top of each other and trust the power of hand for grip while blood dripping along the road... welcome to Vietnam Read More

It's a doctor's joke... no dirtyBlonde: Doctor, my bottom hurts around the entranceDoctor: That is exit. As long as you call it entrance, it will hurtBlonde: ...TGIF... enjoy  Read More

This has got to be the cleverest advertising slogan for travelling to Agra in India." VIA AGRA"Come VIA AGRA, you'll see man's greatest erection for a woman... Read More

Omicron Virus SymptomsBasically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone...- difficulty in breathing- sweating profusely- weakness- headacheAnd when she asks who is Lina,THE DRY COUGH STARTSCheer... and stay safe. Read More

About car... A BM* asks a V* Beetle: why are your eyes out of your body?Beetle replies: let them put the engine in your arse and see what happens to your eyes. Read More

@mitchellvassieSharing what I went thru as newbie in VN. Newly arrived to VN under company sponsorship. For kick start ( way back at Feb '22 ), my origin company in Singapore need to issue "Specialist Certificate" confirming my employment status. ... Read More

Hi Malcom,Hope below stated link may assist if you are looking for a pre-own bike.- [link under review]/Here, you could select the location of yours to browse the "poison" pop up one and another.Newly arrived last month, brought a bike ( Honda - Air ... Read More

@OceanBeach92107 Hi OB, Seems that you have been appearing a lot most of the time in this forum. Nice knowing you anyway. Well... thanks for the guidance on navigating this forum. Hope to hit you up whenever foreseen issue. Good day and cheers. Read More

Greeting,Has been 3 weeks in Hai Phuong. Malaysian origin but posted by here by my company from Singapore. Browsing thru this forum and found to be intricating but fun at the same time. That is why decided to register and now here I am writing ... Read More