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An open letter from John Cleese to the people of America

Thanks (Deeply)

I'll be there.  Somewhere..?     :unsure

People have read this thread - OMG!

Only the OP. 

..and the odd moderator...    :whistle:

Bazza139 :

Only the OP. 

..and the odd moderator...    :whistle:

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Only 267..?    :o   Ok, so we have the market cornered..?

Entertainment Value!   ..I blame your blog, actually...

..or are we just two grumpy old men..?     :rolleyes:

267 views..???    :o

Ok, so we have the entertainment market covered

..two Grumpy Old Men still in vogue..?   Wow!

..maybe time for a prequel..?     :|

WTF..?   (What The Fudge..?)     :/

At first I thought the moderaters had outmanoeuvred me
but it may well be my normal paranoia.      :idontagree:

So wot's the diff. between submit & send?
  The time delay meant I thought the message was lost.

Yes, I know it is on many (most) but what's the game..?

Bazza139 :

At first I thought the moderaters had outmanoeuvred me
but it may well be my normal paranoia

It's only paranoia when the world isn't out to get you.

Tsk.   There go my expectations...   :(

Bazza139 :

So wot's the diff. between submit & send?

Send is a new message, submit is when editing a post.

Doesn't help.

I remain clueless.

Still devious tho; Denied access via 'normal' means
meant I had to find another way in.  So paranoia
aside, I'm still the mess(ager) who hasn't been shot (yet)

..insert evil cackle here...     :mad:

Give it up, moderators.

The time delay is the giveaway...

..unless the CIA are closing in..?

Yeah, that confirms my suspicions.

Posts never to be seen again.

"Untouchable" has a new meaning...     :happy:

Bazza139 :

..unless the CIA are closing in..?

I'm going with paranoia, but with a possibility your internet connection is rubbish and paranoia.

I suspect (every thing) but sadly, 'Thaiger' reported the same problem.
..better not post here what I told him, but I'm equally sure your wise
nose ( or nous ) will be able to connect-the-dots...    Well, some...   :blink:

You'll find his post on the site layout, I'm sure.   Unless..?   Nah.  Too obvious...

Bazza139 :

nose ( or nous )

Or noose?

Nah.  Too loose.

  As in; 'Every which way but...'   

..but, Clint Eastwood, you're not.   Too young...  :idontagree:

Bazza139 :

Nah.  Too loose.

  As in; 'Every which way but...'   

..but, Clint Eastwood, you're not.   Too young...  :idontagree:

Right turn Clyde.
In the real world, not one where everyone is out to get you, the posting delay is likely down to internet issues, or maybe the world hates you and is out to get you.
Just watch out for walking trees and anyone who was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped.
I heard of a Scottish dude with Paranoia that turned out to be true, and he had serious problems with the things I mentioned above.

Nah.  Sorry?  No.  I disagree yet a gain

Robbie Burns is a friend of mine too

Belief  (Be (a) Lie For..?) is yourproblem

'Internet "issues"..?   Don't start me.

But since you have, why is Forum.com the only site
with these "issues"..?   Begging the question of doubt...
(Not) sorry either that there are so many (or is that few?)
that have given the site a big miss and left only the
hardcore of helpers heroes?

But relax.   Yes, God does hate me, but Murphy and me
have her covered.  So far, so good.  And I'm not left.

Black Nite takes your Queer...    :happy:

I may well be Left behind, but I'm still Right.    :idontagree:

Bazza139 :

I may well be Left behind, but I'm still Right.    :idontagree:

Political statements are unacceptable on this forum, and I have no interest in your bottom. :D

Bazza139 :

Black Nite takes your Queer...    :happy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXhZ6Wejqc

Yairs, the old grey whistle test.

An accurate picture of yerself..?    :whistle:

Bazza139 :

Yairs, the old grey whistle test.

An accurate picture of yerself..?    :whistle:

I'm old and gray, but I never wear a whistle here because it's too hot.
Shorts and a T shirt for me.

..which reminds me...  ..you never did explain your (logic?)
choosing to live so close to the Equator...    Too Equal..?

Only the older Expats know I'm originally from Uranus

I know I shouldn't brag, but Ha Noi is closer to Heaven...   :proud


And as Alice said: curiouser and curiouser; why are we getting
posts about the level of the working age in Kuwait..?

Issues indeed!   Your worthy wisdom will explain..?     :blink:

This turned into a thread stranger than a john cleese silly walk. nevermind, I wasn't here.

Go Bot, this is no thread!

More like a fight to the final flaunt...  ..and...
..why would YOU bother if not envious..?

Stay and you will be snarked: your choice     :rolleyes:

Bazza139 :

..which reminds me...  ..you never did explain your (logic?)
choosing to live so close to the Equator?

No winter.

Bazza139 :

Only the older Expats know I'm originally from Uranus

I admit to nothing in case my wife reads this and finds out about our "habits".

Bazza139 :

Issues indeed!   Your worthy wisdom will explain..?     :blink:

Wisdom, what wisdom?

Better call it quits

You're starting to sound like Socrates

..and the peasants are revolting....    :huh:

You're starting to sound like Socrates

Don't go around quoting people; to find yourself, think for yourself.

Bazza139 :

..and the peasants are revolting

Proudhon would have loved to have seen that.

An appeal to poverty?

From you?   Besides, I told you I was right

Far too right for you       :happy:

I'm a Thatcherite.
That's quite right wing in so much as I believe in hard work and/or good ideas as the only acceptable means of earning money, but not the stupid right where you need to hate people to make your politics work.
I'll happily exploit anyone, regardless of race, creed, colour, religion, how/who/what they get their jollies with, or whatever else.

..so we (finally?) approach the Truth...

Hate arises from Jealousy.   

..which goes a long way in explaining the  (desire for?)
long blond locks without bothering about the big chest...

Or a latent desire to be dominated, perhaps..?

I did wonder about the ban on sex, religion & politics
but we seem to have covered them adequately.

Next up?  Alien abduction.     :blink:

..you'll have to find me first...    :P

as I said earlier, I need the big chest to keep my clothes in.

Or a latent desire to be dominated, perhaps..?

Not at all, but I do tie a good knot.
However, not tied a knot in ages. Perhaps my fair from fair has declined.

A fall from flair..?   ..or is it the hair..?

A gain, I think you can do better...

Look at Donald!  He got away with it.
The recounts are needed to confirm...
..or is he receiving implants?

I have yet to see better marketing skills

Feel inspired Fred?      :proud

I find him to be vomit inspiring, and I believe Cleese might very well share that opinion.
Cleese, as inteligent and hansome peeple wot can spell propper knows, has a somewhat checkered history wen it comes to social inclusion, so it's possible I may be in error.

..thereby validating y/our wisdom, O Fred 'n Furphy...

Still, I feel ol' JC had a few clues too...    We hail thee.    :thanks:

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