The Farce Thread - the expat cafe

Don't know but might highjack this thread... and then post some complaint under one of my many pseudonyms.

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tonyrfsa wrote:

Don't know but might highjack this thread... and then post some complaint under one of my many pseudonyms.

All yours, baby

Edit: forgot the seductive smile & wink.... Nope, couldn't find any... just this:

Julien wrote:

3 reports received - moved the discussion for the mod team

No sweat, bro. I should have been clearer the first time and called it 'the forum's bar'

MoEl wrote:

tonyrfsa wrote:

Don't know but might highjack this thread... and then post some complaint under one of my many pseudonyms.

All yours, baby

Edit: forgot the seductive smile & wink.... Nope, couldn't find any... just this:

All of this? For me?! (blushes)

Shiiit, thatŽs Brasil!!!!

;-)

soo...

who's got a joke?

A guy threw some cheese and butter at my car today.
I thought, "How dairy?"

A thief pick pocketed a dwarf today.

How could he stoop so low?

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday.

I'll tell you what, never again

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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

I was offered eight legs of venison for 100 dollars.
I thought that was too dear.

A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis

I asked my new girlfriend..Do you smoke after sex?..
She said...Don't know. I've never looked.

A dwarf fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large

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My ex wife had so many facelifts, she ended up with a beard.

And to quote Steven Wright:

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

and finally.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand

Thank you, And Goodnight.

Took the kids to the zoo at the weekend, but all we saw was one dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.