Puerto Rican Christmas
When you want quiet, you speak with the bochincheros (Busy bodies wanting to let everyone else know your business), they speak quietly and say things like "You know, I did not tell you this, but did you know that _____ has been ______ every day and her husband ___________.
The churches will get you every time and they are not only loud but the preachers really put their soul into it, I think they take classes on how to accentuate words in their preaching to wake up the people in the back.
Schuttzie wrote:I just read an article that is very heartwarming about what some traditions were like PR at Christmas time.
http://www.elboricua.com/pr_christmas.html
The house I used to live in when I was a kid (1950's), was very close to the one in the article, windows were just a cut out like that, main exception was that the house was up about 4 feet up on stills. I do remember gatherings that were very close to that drawing.
The article is dead on as to what PR holidays used to be like, now people are in fear about their safety so some of it has changed. Back in the old times if a kid stole a candy he was in for a hell of a whipping when dad got home. Not being good and respectful was a sin and the belt or a chancleta (slipper), was always ready at hand to show you the rightful way. Most kids in PR are very familiar with their father belt.
I grew up part of the time in the metro area and part in El Campo (Las Piedras) around sugar cane plantations and Dairy farms. As a kid of around 10 I used to hold the container to collect the blood from the pig to make the Morcillas (PR Blood Sausage). Kids around 10 get to watch how the Pig is killed, collect the blood, then the hair is removed with very hot water. It is then open and cleaned. Intestines are cleaned and used for the blood sausage, most organs are also saved to cook later for Gandinga.
The pig is put on the varita (Stick) after it has been spiced and oiled well. We typically did the cooking but we also used to hire a local for a few bucks and a 1/2 Gallon bottle of rum, to sit there and keep turning the pig for 12 hours. A lot of time he would bring a friend to take turns turning the pig and drinking the rum, all the time having a conversation and telling each other stories. The guys used to put a good dent on that bottle and took home the rest if any was left (My great gran mother used to help them drink the rum, she was a heavy drinker, yet lived to 103). Us kids would be running around the Batey (Yard), and sneak into the kitchen for morsels of what ever else was being cooked. The male adults would play Dominos and drink beer or share another bottle of rum.
The roasted pig was either used in a party or cut up and a good chunk send to the neighbors and our extended family, we shared with others as they shared with us (Community life).

The pernil is in the oven and delicious smells are filling the house, the potatoes for the ensalada de papa are cooling down.
I think it's time to say:

So load up on supplies, you don't want to run out of all the goodies you need for the holidays and don't forget to get some "TUMS".
Get a few shoe boxes for the kids, the Camels need fresh grass in the shoe boxes to eat, otherwise the 3 Kings will not drop presents for the kids.
Anybody got a lump of Coal?

boricanroots wrote:More cooking?! I'm already beat!
Hey you can start a business of Holiday's TV dinners. Just cover all holidays around the world. Even Leningrad Pot Pie.
ReyP wrote:boricanroots wrote:More cooking?! I'm already beat!
Hey you can start a business of Holiday's TV dinners. Just cover all holidays around the world. Even Leningrad Pot Pie.
Nice! Business idea for moving to the island...CHECK! 
Sitka wrote:Is that legal now in PR?
Cooking? or starting a business?
Either way, most things are legal in PR until you get caught.
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