Women, PMs and my wife

hahaha.. seems Fred in a trouble with ladies... Did your wife always you???

You don't like fan mail  ?

I don't mind answering questions from ladies about jobs in Bali

mal wrote:

hahaha.. seems Fred in a trouble with ladies... Did your wife always you???

Big style.
I'll remove the contact details but this dropped into my inbox today.

Hi fred how are you? Are you in Jakarta? Well I love UK friend and its my first time, but am single and hot sucker and if u have free time to meet me and am single and u? If ur join on whatsapp u can add me

Much as hot sucking sounds exciting, I'll pass because I don't use prostitutes or hang around with gold diggers.
Perhaps Luke would like a hot suck.

Farhaz wrote:

I don't mind answering questions from ladies about jobs in Bali

No worries, dude.
Do you want her contact details?

Of course, I may have got her all wrong and she's applying for a position as a domestic maid, telling me about her skill with a vacuum cleaner.

mas fred wrote:

mal wrote:

hahaha.. seems Fred in a trouble with ladies... Did your wife always you???

Big style.
I'll remove the contact details but this dropped into my inbox today.

Hi fred how are you? Are you in Jakarta? Well I love UK friend and its my first time, but am single and hot sucker and if u have free time to meet me and am single and u? If ur join on whatsapp u can add me

Much as hot sucking sounds exciting, I'll pass because I don't use prostitutes or hang around with gold diggers.
Perhaps Luke would like a hot suck.

The trials and tribulations of being an EB Forum member ... 

This is hilarious.

mas fred wrote:

Farhaz wrote:

I don't mind answering questions from ladies about jobs in Bali

No worries, dude.
Do you want her contact details?

Of course, I may have got her all wrong and she's applying for a position as a domestic maid, telling me about her skill with a vacuum cleaner.

Yeah, maybe ...

I might answer their questions ... as truthfully as I can; even if I don't know the right answer, I must hastily add.

I replied, asking for a naked photo.
I typed the reply whilst my wife was watching as I really enjoy having my bits and bobs in their natural state, not run through a meat grinder.

If I get one, I'll start a porn collection.

ha  haa

mas fred wrote:

I replied, asking for a naked photo.
I typed the reply whilst my wife was watching as I really enjoy having my bits and bobs in their natural state, not run through a meat grinder.

If I get one, I'll start a porn collection.

Maybe we can have a seperate section on EB to post such trophies

My wife prefers to keep the meat grinder at home clear of human parts. So she might tolerate anything I write online.

Let us know how your request fares. 

She's asked me for an email address so I've given her an old hotmail one. I just signed in to make sure it was still active but no photo as yet.
About a million spam jobs in there from the last couple of years.

I have a strange feeling the respondent is a guy. 

Farhaz wrote:

I have a strange feeling the respondent is a guy. 

I'm not fussy.

Practical approach.

Good luck!

Hi mas fred,

Can you give us more details regarding this member?

We will take the necessary measures as soon as possible as this kind of behavior is not acceptable on the forum.

Thank you,

Hasnaa

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

Sorry.  I didn't think your wife would mind.

Ban ban ban.

Ner. The poster concerned (not our HK lady) is good for a laugh.
Anyone stupid enough to offer me a naked photo of herself, after I posted this thread, deserved anything she gets.

If you were not interested Fred, why did you ask a photo??

mal wrote:

If you were not interested Fred, why did you ask a photo??

My wife's idea, to see how far she would go.
The photos have arrived with a message of love.......sort of.
I'm assured she loves oral sex and wants me to 'do' her hard in bed.
She spells DO with an F.

The second picture, detailed as it is, only shows her around the top of the legs, short of clothes.
The first, her face and dressed body.

I will now add her to spam, delete the email and block her here.
I'm using the phone at the moment so that will have to wait until I turn the computer on later.

The photos are usless to start a porn collection with. ............. unless you like pig porn.

............

Farhaz wrote:

I have a strange feeling the respondent is a guy. 

I've just viewed the photos on my computer. The first, fully dressed one, is a very poor affair, probably from a very cheap camera phone. The 'person' is wearing a dress.

The second, upon close inspection, show the meat and two veg hidden by the subject's hand.
This quick look suggests your opinion may be correct.

This won't be the start of an affair, a quick bonk or a porn collection.
However, I like to share so I'll be happy to pass them on to Julian or any member who fancies starting a gay porn collection.

"Generous" is my middle name.

ouvzzz is now blocked.

Sad end to a promising start. 

hahahahaha nice one

Farhaz wrote:

Sad end to a promising start. 

This is my fault.

Mods.

Please change the thread title to, "men, women, PMs and my wife".

Thanks.

fred - I can't be the only BE member to have misread your title, at first, as "Women, PMS and my wife". Please tell me you knew that would happen!

Gordon Barlow wrote:

fred - I can't be the only BE member to have misread your title, at first, as "Women, PMS and my wife". Please tell me you knew that would happen!

Not at all.
You're a pervert, live with it.

PMS.
Has this something to do with the monthly female hormones?