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scubaboy
#41
Boom... sorry something just exploded
tearnet
#42

Rocking Ken wrote:

you guy's crack me up, just made my day thanks :D


OK Ken this is for you ......

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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GuestPoster566
#43
Getting like 'Last of the Summer Wine' on here :)
Toon
#44
ok my last ones why do we have test matches - dont we know they already work.....

that "Darkness" song from a few years ago - a one way ticket to hell and back  - isnt that a return
MikeInPoulton
#45
Speaking of that Darkness song made me think.....

..........what is the speed of dark?
Toon
#46

scubaboy wrote:

Boom... sorry something just exploded


been using Ariel active have you

tearnet
#47
Why does an alarm clock go "off" when it actually goes "on?"



I'll stop if you will.
Toon
#48
how to stop your lovely buttered toast landing face down..... strap it to a cat.
tearnet
#49
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?
tearnet
#50
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Toon
#51
why is there an I in blind....
MikeInPoulton
#52
I've never had to ask a hypothetical question.......

.........how cool is that?

:cool:

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