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Ethics 101:  What Are You Lookin’ At ?

You enter a party where many single people are attending.  Just as you go in, a man and a woman are walking past you in the opposite direction.  You look at the woman as you start to pass the pair.  The man grabs at your shirt.

“What are you looking’ at,” he says, staring you in the eye.

Do you ...

1.  Play dumb, ask him what he’s talking about...

2.  Say “nuthin’ “ and keep walking past him...

3.  Explain your behavior and hope he’ll drop it...

4.  Apologize profusely to him...

5.  Apologize profusely to her...

6.  Assert your right to look at a beautiful woman...

7.  Claim you just glanced at her .. didn’t stare...

8.  Claim innocence due to the 2-second “stare rule”...

9.  Ask him, “Did you just bring a date to a singles party!”...

10.  Tell him, “Let’s step outside and settle this like men!”...

11.  Silently walk past him and hope he doesn’t follow...

12.  Tell him he has a lot of nerve grabbing at your shirt...

13.  Tell him, “Sorry, I’ll have to get back to you on that” and turn your back on him...

14.  Ask him if he’s associated with the District Attorney’s office...

15.  Kick him in the ankle...

16.  Other response: ________________________

Multiple answers and commentary encouraged.




    This post dedicated to the Expats of metro Tangerang, Indonesia.

The singles parties you attend require clothes?

Personally, I would just point out that she seems like an adult who seems perfectly capable of making her own decisions when it comes to interacting with other individuals either verbally or visually. And that if he is so concerned about her being exposed to other individuals, he might want to consider wrapping her in a veil and confining in his house.
But then again, an adult..capable of making her own decisions.. That should be enough.

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