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and also in the news ......

Not been on the internet much today as I have a sore throat so I've been feeling a little horse.

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/ne … x/?ref=trn

Dear editor,
I would like to suggest you use a thicker line to separate your stories.

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Fred :

Dear editor,
I would like to suggest you use a thicker line to separate your stories.

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She's indeed a miss Grand  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Using phones whilst driving is dangerous.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37795008

A US college student has crashed into a police car while taking a topless selfie behind the wheel, say officials.
Miranda Rader, 19, rear-ended the patrol vehicle while sending nude photos to her boyfriend through the social media app Snapchat, police say.

Farts are dangerous

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/regional … sly-burnt/

TOKYO: A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.

The incident was reported in Japanese newspaper Asahi Shimbun.

The fire occurred at the university hospital in Tokyo on April 15. The patient, in her 30s, was undergoing an operation, which involved applying a laser to her cervix, the lower part of the uterus.

The laser is believed to have been ignited by the gas she passed. The fire burned much of her body, including her waist and legs, the report said.

The fart or the laser  :huh:

The operation was a flop

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c … 38397.html

Mangling a man’s penis during a botched illegal surgery will cost a Hialeah woman 40 months behind bars.

Nery Carvajal Gonzalez, 39, pleaded guilty on Wednesday for her role in two ill-fated penis enhancement procedures that took place inside a Hialeah warehouse in 2014 and 2015.

The woman is now in the custody of Miami-Dade Corrections. The irony didn't escape me.

What I want to know is, what was the copper doing down there?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37946055

I'm very multicultural as far as eating is concerned, enjoying food from all over the world and being able to eat it as is normal in the country the dish is from. I can even use chopsticks as expertly as any native born Chinese person ...... well, most of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … octor.html

OUCH!

His wife died so he did what any loving husband would do and had a sex doll made that looks exactly like here .... but when she was young.
It seems overuse is wearing it out.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news … ng-9236704

I thought swingers wanted to be exposed

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37974266

Up to 400 million logins on the "sex and swingers" hook-up site Adult Friend Finder have been leaked, according to an unverified report.

Who farted?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38037187

This is childish, puerile .... and right up my street.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/trave … APPED.html

I used to live near Butthole Road but some humourless fool changed the name.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Butt_Hole_Road_tourists.jpg/440px-Butt_Hole_Road_tourists.jpg

One for expats in Russia

http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2016 … oscow.html

Yummy yummy

Australian police aren't dumb so they'll soon get the bottom of this one.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38047281

Yes, I'm married so I can see his point

http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2016 … earch.html

The iPass Mobile Professional Report 2016, research conducted by American wireless-enabled devices company iPass Inc., found that 40 percent of mobile professionals considered Wi-Fi more important than sex.

In the survey, which involved 1,700 mobile professionals in North America and European countries, only 37 percent of respondents chose sex as essential on a daily basis.

As reported by kompas.com, the research also revealed that 14 percent of respondents chose chocolate and 9 percent considered alcohol as an integral part of their daily lives.

Toilet paper for smartphones.

The owners must have been watching politicians' speeches because they're always a load of old sh......

http://www.thejakartapost.com/travel/20 … hones.html

Don't take a selfie with a croc

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … -park.html

Fred :

Toilet paper for smartphones.

The owners must have been watching politicians' speeches because they're always a load of old sh......

http://www.thejakartapost.com/travel/20 … hones.html

Frankley I enjoyed the clip how to use the toilet.
Now I can use other movements too  :D

Having a hard time can be very dangerous.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … riend.html

I've been doing this for ages ... but with a different goal in mind.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from … e-38744872

A rodeo in New Zealand is to employ men dressed as sheep after it found out that one of its events was illegal.

What an arse

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38848211

Hi, sexy, you have a lovely round bottom   .. and top

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … COVER.html

I can see how this accident could happen but no one has asked if the truncheon was washed after the event.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world … 72581.html

My perfect woman.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … g-man.html

Wooooops

http://e3.365dm.com/17/02/992x558/a3418adcc3db86810977c4782a367ca74b36a08215f44d4e64f4d4c3c360e14d_3890866.jpg?20170214123558

'Confused' car driver takes wrong turn down steps in central London
Police say the driver has been issued with a warning for driving without due care but had not been arrested.

http://news.sky.com/story/confused-car- … n-10767688

Oops - correction.

It turns out the woman is really a dude, meat and 2 veg intact, but identifies as a woman.
Perhaps I was too hasty.






























or maybe not   :o

I was going to say, I'm beginning to worry about you Fred







Maybe not now  :cool:

House in New York state encased in ice during cold spell

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/320/cpsprodpb/1309E/production/_95128977_736146b9-9a71-4f08-9bd7-432d7d882203.jpg

I really hope no one is stuck inside?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39254974

After a load of accidents involving elderly drivers, Japan is offering discounted funerals to old codgers who give up their licence.
Drive, crash and die gets an expensive funeral.
Don't drive and die is cheaper

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from … e-39327663

Indian parlance has more than a few very interesting phrases, Eve teasing being a nice way of meaning sexual harassment, but some Indian ladies are fighting back, and doing some serious slapping.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-39410685

The video is a good laugh.

Many people think art is a load of old sht.

http://m.jpost.com/#/app/article/478348

An artist in Russia's Far East has marked the new year by fashioning a giant rooster sculpture out of frozen manure.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/EA0C/production/_93261995_sakhalife.jpg

A Suzuki .. what a pervert

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … rbike.html

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