and also in the news ......

Not been on the internet much today as I have a sore throat so I've been feeling a little horse. … x/?ref=trn

Dear editor,
I would like to suggest you use a thicker line to separate your stories.

Fred :

Dear editor,
I would like to suggest you use a thicker line to separate your stories. … f844_z.jpg

She's indeed a miss Grand  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Using phones whilst driving is dangerous.

A US college student has crashed into a police car while taking a topless selfie behind the wheel, say officials.
Miranda Rader, 19, rear-ended the patrol vehicle while sending nude photos to her boyfriend through the social media app Snapchat, police say.

Farts are dangerous … sly-burnt/

TOKYO: A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.

The incident was reported in Japanese newspaper Asahi Shimbun.

The fire occurred at the university hospital in Tokyo on April 15. The patient, in her 30s, was undergoing an operation, which involved applying a laser to her cervix, the lower part of the uterus.

The laser is believed to have been ignited by the gas she passed. The fire burned much of her body, including her waist and legs, the report said.

The fart or the laser  :huh:

The operation was a flop … 38397.html

Mangling a man’s penis during a botched illegal surgery will cost a Hialeah woman 40 months behind bars.

Nery Carvajal Gonzalez, 39, pleaded guilty on Wednesday for her role in two ill-fated penis enhancement procedures that took place inside a Hialeah warehouse in 2014 and 2015.

The woman is now in the custody of Miami-Dade Corrections. The irony didn't escape me.

What I want to know is, what was the copper doing down there?

I'm very multicultural as far as eating is concerned, enjoying food from all over the world and being able to eat it as is normal in the country the dish is from. I can even use chopsticks as expertly as any native born Chinese person ...... well, most of them. … octor.html


His wife died so he did what any loving husband would do and had a sex doll made that looks exactly like here .... but when she was young.
It seems overuse is wearing it out. … ng-9236704

I thought swingers wanted to be exposed

Up to 400 million logins on the "sex and swingers" hook-up site Adult Friend Finder have been leaked, according to an unverified report.

Who farted?

This is childish, puerile .... and right up my street. … APPED.html

I used to live near Butthole Road but some humourless fool changed the name.

One for expats in Russia … oscow.html

Yummy yummy

Australian police aren't dumb so they'll soon get the bottom of this one.

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