Corporate Executive (AKA killjoy)
A secretary, an assistant and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie appears to grant them each one wish.
The secretary says, “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She's gone.
“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of piña coladas and the love of my life,” says the assistant. And poof! Just like that, he's gone.
“You're next,” the genie says to the boss. He says, “I want those two back in the office right after lunch.”
ANDY LEWIS, Executive vice president and general manager, Warner Bros. Animation