LETS HAVE A LAUGH BUT NO FILTH

@goodolboy

LOL!

With lipstick

Seen at Taipei int'l, security check-in. I wonder whether she even knows what's written on the bag.

(click here to enlarge)

    Seen at Taipei int'l, security check-in. I wonder whether she even knows what's written on the bag.


(click here to enlarge)
   

    -@Aidan in HCMC

Fully expanded, it's pretty clearly been doctored

        Seen at Taipei int'l, security check-in. I wonder whether she even knows what's written on the bag (click here to enlarge)        -@Aidan in HCMC

Fully expanded, it's pretty clearly been doctored    -@OceanBeach92107

Apparently not (Link, Google search results). Now available on Amazon!

The retailer, "Romwe Faces Backlash For Tote Bag Mocking Terrorism" (Link, refinery29.com fashion/accessory mag)

"In order to have diversity it is necessary that everyone conform."

@Aidan in HCMC

"The herd of independent minds."

In light of recent events, Boeing is rumoured to be considering changing its company name to Boing

[link under review]

    In light of recent events, Boeing is rumoured to be considering changing its company name to Boing
   

    -@Aidan in HCMC

@goodolboy

DEI

(Didn't Earn It)

Note to any and all prospective expats;

Running away will not help you with your problems, unless you're fat.

    Note to any and all prospective expats;
Running away will not help you with your problems, unless you're fat.
   

    -@Aidan in HCMC

from my experience in life for what its worth that is..................running or any form of exercise does not make you lose weight if you don't stop eating too much. But if you like your food, what the hell enjoy it while you can & don't worry.

Its like the ladies I see every morning in the park doing their work outs to music for half an hour & then its on the motorbikes  to take them 50 meters down the nearest Pho shop for a big size bowel of Pho with all the trimmings of fatty pork knuckle joint various processed meat selections & everyone is happy in their minds they have done their bit to lose weight & have the selfies to post on Zalo & FB to prove it.

@goodolboy,

I concur. One time, I walked, jogged, and ran on a treadmill that tracked calories spent. After about an hour it said I'd "spent" 300+ calories.

I went to the coffee shop for a coffee and saw a poppyseed muffin. A little sign said "300 calories" and I thought, Oh, just one of those will negate that whole f***ing hour on the treadmill!

So, yeah. Cardio exercise is good for you. It's just not the Yellow Brick Road to weight loss, as it happens.

    @goodolboy,


I went to the coffee shop for a coffee and saw a poppyseed muffin. A little sign said "300 calories" and I thought, Oh, just one of those will negate that whole f***ing hour on the treadmill!

   
    -@Lennerd

Snow isn't much of a problem in most middle-east countries but ISIS.

What's a meta for?

What's a Grecian Earn?

What does a Didgeri do?

Every day i wake up and realize my life is one day shorter.

the lunatics will be running the asylum

Men take up fishing as a hobby for only one of two reasons.

Either they don't have a wife to go home to, or they do.

[link under review]

-@goodolboy

    Men take up fishing as a hobby for only one of two reasons.
Either they don't have a wife to go home to, or they do.
   

    -@Aidan in HCMC

My wife told me I must be more assertive.

I agreed

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven, and Hell, or life after death when you don’t know crap?”

A man buys a robot that slaps people whenever they tell a lie.

He decides to test it on his family at dinner that night.

The man asked his son, "Son, what did you do after school today?"

The son replied, "Oh, I just did some homework", and the robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Okay, okay! I actually watched a movie with my friends".

The father asked, "What was the movie?"

The son says, "Star Wars, Episode 5". The robot slaps the son again! The son stammers "Okay it was Showgirls!".

The father says, "Ugh, I would never watch any movies like that!". The robot slaps the dad.

The mom laughs, says, "Well then, he certainly is your son". The robot slaps the mom.

The meal was finished in absolute silence.

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.        -@Aidan in HCMC

It's a cat. ... or the post will open a can of worms

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

I hate being bipolar. It's awesome.

Bill Gates nominated as "Conversion Therapy™ (They/Them)" poster model.

(would work well as an antidote to a Cialis/Viagra overdose, too!)

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Instead of water, I put Redbull in my coffee maker this morning.

I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

Old timer giving up on the forum...