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Last activity 04 December 2024 by Aidan in HCMC

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Aidan in HCMC

(sort of a visual joke, hope it works here)



Three older gents are sitting around, when one of them says,

"I'm getting alzheimer's so bad, sometimes I go upstairs to get something, and I forget why I went up there."

Second guy says,

"Me too! Sometimes I finish a phone call, and I forget who it was I was speaking with."

Third guy says,

"Thank goodness I've got no problem with alzheimer's, knock on wood...(he "knock-knocks" on the table)... Come In!"

goodolboy

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Aidan in HCMC

Some "men", not all :)


Oldest, and most dangerous, motorcycle race in the world!

Isle Of Man TT: 2023 Event Schedule Announced (link)


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(apropos to mention that the "TT" stands for "Tourist Trophy". Any takers?)

Aidan in HCMC

A recent expat to Vietnam was complaining to me about how expensive his move here has been.


"I was trying to figure out where all the money went. It's still a mystery to me. After adding up the booze, the drugs, and the chicken lady costs... I guess the rest I just wasted."

goodolboy

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goodolboy

Playstation prototype  50's & 60's





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Aidan in HCMC

Why do scuba divers roll over backwards to get into the water?


Because if they rolled forward they'd still be in the boat.




<groan>

OceanBeach92107

Why do scuba divers roll over backwards to get into the water?
Because if they rolled forward they'd still be in the boat.



<groan>
-@Aidan in HCMC


🤡 ~~~ 🥁

goodolboy

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Aidan in HCMC

@goodolboy

perfect!

Aidan in HCMC

(loud cheers and applause as musicians walk on to the stage)



"Thank you! Thank you! Our band's name is "PAPER" and tonight we're going to cover some rock!"

goodolboy

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Aidan in HCMC

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goodolboy

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-@Aidan in HCMC

hahahahahahaha1f923.svg1f60e.svg thats one for passing on for sure

Aidan in HCMC

@goodolboy


You just reminded me of the Three Stooges law firm :)


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OceanBeach92107

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,


While you three were busy arguing about the water in the glass, I drank it.


Sincerely,

The Opportunist

Aidan in HCMC

My wife pinned a map up in the kitchen. She told me that she's going to throw a single dart at it, and wherever it lands is where we're going for next years vacation.

Turns out, we'll be going to behind the fridge.

goodolboy

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Aidan in HCMC

I've heard people who enjoy "risky" activities state that they'd be okay dying while doing something they love.

I'd rather die doing something I hate, because then I wouldn't have to finish it.

goodolboy

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Lennerd

There are three kinds of the mathematicians, those who can count, and those who can't.

Aidan in HCMC

There are three kinds of the mathematicians, those who can count, and those who can't.
-@Lennerd


Six out of four people agree with this statement.

Aidan in HCMC

Vietnam Roundabout GP, 250 lap highlights, Saigon. (link)

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Aidan in HCMC

@goodolboy

LOL LOL!!

Aidan in HCMC

Doctors at the Mayo Clinic reportedly flummoxed over the high incidence of testicular injuries in women's sports.

goodolboy

Doctors at the Mayo Clinic reportedly flummoxed over the high incidence of testicular injuries in women's sports.
-@Aidan in HCMC

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goodolboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRbR5MusuP4

Aidan in HCMC

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-@goodolboy

jazzus h. c.! 

goodolboy

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Aidan in HCMC

Know why when arrested and charged with a crime ostriches always manage to have a low bail amount set? They're not considered a flight risk.

goodolboy

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goodolboy

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Lennerd

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died.


In heaven, all three face God who wanted to know what they believed in.


The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."


"Good," says God, "Sit at my right side."


"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asked God.


The Doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master."


"Excellent," said God, "You may sit on my left."


Then God looked at the cat and asked, "What do you believe in?"


The cat replied, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."

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