colinoscapee wrote:Indices wrote:goodolboy wrote:
the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q
Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.
You could make an album, "Mellow sounds from the rectum".
Maybe a new variation on Dire Straits Romeo and Juliet entitled
Romeo Romeo where f'art thou Romeo.
Should make a cd of your best hits then when we get loud bad karaoke can play it back
Hope the lockdown is over by the next full moon on the 8th April otherwise I'll have to barricade the wife's mother in the spare bathroom again. Gets all hairy and stuff.
You are a brave man to post stuff like that😜
Jlgarbutt wrote:You are a brave man to post stuff like that😜
As long as my wife or mother in law do not discover Google Translate I will be safe for now 
Indices wrote:Jlgarbutt wrote:You are a brave man to post stuff like that😜
As long as my wife or mother in law do not discover Google Translate I will be safe for now
I do take extra precautions too . .. Have a string of Garlic and a Stun gun .
Brave brave man...
Vietnamese women are very smart, they know things..
Indices wrote:Hope the lockdown is over by the next full moon on the 8th April otherwise I'll have to barricade the wife's mother in the spare bathroom again. Gets all hairy and stuff.
Perhaps I can suggest this link
https://youtu.be/aR6F03GPTyY
colinoscapee wrote:Fred wrote:goodolboy wrote:As you know there is toilet paper shortages in the Western countries, did this guy get a good deal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os2T1meZiqI
Drugs - Ouch!
I was once offered the same service for Rp1,000 (6 cents US) in North Jakarta - I declined.
Was it,be kind to the elderly day,lol.
Mental illness is rarely treated here, and she was clearly less than 100% in her head.
However, apart from the very thought of close contact with a lady of her vivid aroma being droop inspiring, the act would have looked very odd as I was standing at a busy road junction waiting for a red light.
The last part, as native speakers of English and Americans will have realised by now, having a little irony built in.
Fred wrote:colinoscapee wrote:Fred wrote:
Drugs - Ouch!
I was once offered the same service for Rp1,000 (6 cents US) in North Jakarta - I declined.
Was it,be kind to the elderly day,lol.
Mental illness is rarely treated here, and she was clearly less than 100% in her head.
However, apart from the very thought of close contact with a lady of her vivid aroma being droop inspiring, the act would have looked very odd as I was standing at a busy road junction waiting for a red light.
The last part, as native speakers of English and Americans will have realised by now, having a little irony built in.
Watch out for those places with red lights.
colinoscapee wrote:Watch out for those places with red lights.
Yes, traffic is terrible here 
OceanBeach92107 wrote:So much for Facial Recognition Software...
[img align=C]https://gordythomas.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/img_20200317_171242.jpg[/url]
Is it the shirt or the haircut that's a give away
China using vitamin C to fight the beer virus
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASvIe … JYTSHsitJQ
Safepeter wrote:China using vitamin C to fight the beer virus
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASvIe … JYTSHsitJQ
Is it Tsingtao, Snow beer, or Yanjing?
Damn editing system, I hate you!!!!
colinoscapee wrote:Damn editing system, I hate you!!!!
WOW you are so naughty 
Great things can happen when great minds & skills get together.......& fast!
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles … irus-fight
when the chips are down it never ceases to amaze me how mankind is so inventive in a crisis, 
goodolboy wrote:hummmm better not!!
'Better not' is a better idea. Personally, I don't mind a sick joke, but I know others will be upset.
Fred wrote:goodolboy wrote:hummmm better not!!
'Better not' is a better idea. Personally, I don't mind a sick joke, but I know others will be upset.
Thanks Fred 
goodolboy wrote:when the chips are down it never ceases to amaze me how mankind is so inventive in a crisis,
https://i.ibb.co/1JbVnpK/pad.png
Strange as it is, that's actually real (From January). Seems they were using anything available, including bras and sanitary products.
Desperate times, but I would prefer self isolation.
I love this -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eo9M4-BrJA
cruisemonkey wrote:I love this -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eo9M4-BrJA
I strongly recommend watching that - and spreading it like a coronavirus
Fred wrote:cruisemonkey wrote:I love this -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eo9M4-BrJA
I strongly recommend watching that - and spreading it like a coronavirus
& now a face mask for the athletes among us!
Good news in a sea of gloom!
https://vietnamnews.vn/society/674683/n … orted.html
goodolboy wrote:The day we get tge all clear
https://youtu.be/0ifVQ6D0kFU
I watched that earlier, but the account has been deleted now so others can't see it. Pity as it was quite interesting
goodolboy wrote:when the chips are down it never ceases to amaze me how mankind is so inventive in a crisis,
https://i.ibb.co/1JbVnpK/pad.png
Soon National Health Service (NHS) staff in UK may be doing that.
sanooku wrote:goodolboy wrote:when the chips are down it never ceases to amaze me how mankind is so inventive in a crisis,
https://i.ibb.co/1JbVnpK/pad.png
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xqfl13lu0hlez … .png?raw=1
Soon National Health Service (NHS) staff in UK may be doing that.
They already got a shipment
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/heal … 84576.html
6 million infected, most with nothing worse than feeling slightly grim on the edges, that making the death rate look a bit low.
It's assumed the confirmed cases Vs. dead is accurate, but it now looks a lot more like a 0.33% fatality rate in the UK.
Don't worry, be happy, and stuff coronapanc up the nearest doom merchant's bottom.
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https://newsthump.com/2020/03/10/boris- … eychelles/
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Sarcasm ??
Boris couldn't find his was out of a wet paper bag
more good news
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52436658
Jlgarbutt wrote:Sarcasm ??
Boris couldn't find his was out of a wet paper bag
Mybe not, BUT - he just faught Covid-19 and thats a hard enough test of his intestinal fortitude, credit where credit due
Andybris2020 wrote:Jlgarbutt wrote:Sarcasm ??
Boris couldn't find his was out of a wet paper bag
Mybe not, BUT - he just faught Covid-19 and thats a hard enough test of his intestinal fortitude, credit where credit due
Funny how at the start he was for doing nothing and allowing for "herd immunity." Today he was on BBC saying that Britain should wait a while before lifting restrictions. Its amazing how a brush with death can change your outlook. Reputedly, he caught the virus because he intentionally was shaking hands in a COVID-19 hospital ward. It is hard to see that as intestinal fortitude. I will let others say what it is.
THIGV wrote:Andybris2020 wrote:Jlgarbutt wrote:Sarcasm ??
Boris couldn't find his was out of a wet paper bag
Mybe not, BUT - he just faught Covid-19 and thats a hard enough test of his intestinal fortitude, credit where credit due
Funny how at the start he was for doing nothing and allowing for "herd immunity." Today he was on BBC saying that Britain should wait a while before lifting restrictions. Its amazing how a brush with death can change your outlook. Reputedly, he caught the virus because he intentionally was shaking hands in a COVID-19 hospital ward. It is hard to see that as intestinal fortitude. I will let others say what it is.
Stupidity comes to mind.
Indices wrote:Stupidity comes to mind.
You can say that as an Englishman. As Americans, the have our own mess to deal with. 
Watching CNBC this morning looks like US is making at least small progress in treatment for people who have severe Corona infections. We live in hope!
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/29/dr-anth … -news.html
goodolboy wrote:Watching CNBC this morning looks like US is making at least small progress in treatment for people who have severe Corona infections. We live in hope!
I admit to not reading far into the link because I saw the original in real time. Dr. Fauci said that the anti-viral drug in question, Remdesavir, worked best if used early in the disease cycle and even if the drug is approved, it will be only for hospital use as it is administered by IV drip. The problem for the US is that administration of tests at the very first advent of symptoms, would be required to do that. As it stands now, to be tested in the US, unless you are White House staff or an NBA player, you need to be sick enough to require immediate hospitalization. Hopefully that will change soon.
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