Food in Libya 101--a bit of a ramble

so boring,,, no one would have a go reading it... I think u better go to LA or London... do not go to KFC, Mcdonalds or Burger king

Great that you want to extol the virtues of Omega 6 in our diets (whatever the hell that is), and that you propose doing it in a 'humorous' manner, but... 'fudge packing'?  Really?  Either that is soooooo funny that inferior types like me fail to grasp the humour, or else it's just a little bit nasty...

what humour?

maybe you shouldn't TRY to be funny.

I'm pretty sure I know funny when I see it and this wasn't it.

Your post about organic pastries, missing the drycleaner and finding a knowledgeable tailor on the other hand . . . that really WAS funny . . . I suspect it has been circulated very widely indeed ;-)

Samakauk wrote:

so boring,,, no one would have a go reading it... I think u better go to LA or London... do not go to KFC, Mcdonalds or Burger king

Are you reading my mind ?
what number am i thinking of right now : ) ?

That's what I thought
Indignity to yourselves you have bought
For not anyone can keep up with my coolness
only stuckups think it foolishness

I knew my style was way too hip and dandy for you guys
What now? did you expect me to play it down with a fragile disguise?
just Like you? That's what the inept typically do

But I ain't that
Im not gonna even attempt to hold it back
You sparked the fire
now, you are stuck in your own mire

Ire shall eat you
and "dire" is all you knew
Stern up up or cool down, whatever you do
you ain't erasing that ugly frown.

It's a natural gift
granted to the dimwit
or possibly a curse
upon the perverse
whose proper place is in the back of a hearse

So before you be a tramp
and try to shoot down soaring champ
(must I remind you?)
go cash your food stamps




Maan, I am gooder* than I thought!!

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*gooder is somewhere between better and best

Not sure which drugs you are using but you really ought to cut down the dosage.
This is an expat forum, set up to help expats. Your moronic inane posts are not helping anyone.

Horizontal Harry wrote:

Not sure which drugs you are using but you really ought to cut down the dosage.
This is an expat forum, set up to help expats. Your moronic inane posts are not helping anyone.

Au contraire, I think Mo has brought something different to the club. He does talk some sh*te at times but a little stirring is more fun than a communal love in.

It's good to disagree

I don't agree that it's good to disagree . . .

...that's latent talent...
anyway it's not a matter of dosage, it's more like changing pusher ( and try to look at him in the eyes next time )

Horizontal Harry wrote:

Not sure which drugs you are using but you really ought to cut down the dosage.
This is an expat forum, set up to help expats. Your moronic inane posts are not helping anyone.

He's being helpful in  my opinion:

A. don't do drugs here cause this is how you're going to sound.
B. he's the wrong person to ask for narcotics.
C. i think he adds some spice to the thread and it is genuinely funny

Well i couldnt help but to think if you cant have women have food instead...

Seems like ur familiar with the topic ; ))
would u be willng to lend a hand ?
don't forget ur daily fiber intake...they save ur ass, literaly.

Mudman is the man
for the truth he seeks
It's always a pleasure
to remain brave amongst the meek
of different tongues and colors
and widely varied physique
some are ugly geeks
others are pretty but weak
so when you hit the road
follow Mudman all the way to the peak


to hababbi
we might be a bit liberal with words
and run around telling few cute dirty jokes
but women are the spirit of the universe
without them no child would've been born
and no worrier could've grown
and man would have been consumed by his own scorn
So hababbi
I might be a joker but I ain't no Irhabi
and saying that a "woman" could be had makes me no happy


to redsaraya
You communicate in the 5afaya
to share your thoughts you need not wear a 3abaya
around your mind and let it create
because that's why our parents did procreate
invent and make
new things, new ideas and alternative ends
for this show we live in
called life
where the bright will know no strife
and their intellect will be their Saraya

to all the rest
I need not justify my amends
I am having fun selling my poetry for milkshake and roasted almonds
few know what I am talking about
others are just conforming to trends
that sweep society
hoping that with appeasement they can transcend
of more importance to me is how my smartness overcomes the redundancy
and how my rhyme is rife with fluency
of thoughts and pens
and fine taste embedded within
in the meantime
y'all enjoy my verses while they agree to wend

FOR MOEI,
In a lapse of insanity,
  returning to lucid memories,
of "gooder" days,
where women are not had,
but truly adorned,
To let no man rest alone,
is why we were born.

Such an unnatural state,
for ones eye to see,
how soon our food becomes a priority.

Balance in everything is the key,
And for you MoEI
your such a treat so remember;
the "gooder" you get the better you will be.

Hababbi
I'll tell you what propels me
forward in this world and what's my decree
it's neither starting my morning grinning with ironic glee
nor the conditioning I do when people cant see
although that's another story
but
it's the knowledge that it's no insanity to be prolific
with kind words and words needn't be scientific
as long as they're from the heart
they will always be terrific
accepted with gratitude
and given back as sincere honorifics

Me thinks this is MoEl's version of counting white cars....but at least it is creative.

Where are the normal people?

What is normal?

Blue berries anyone?

And MoEL I am sorry to inform you that the old lady who made the magical cream has passed... may she rest in peace.

I have just returned from Sert. The blue berries are doing quite well. how ever the fruit is smaller than expected... tibi Fiber? Weeeeeeee gotit! I will keep you up to date on them.

This thread is great!

Canadianturkey wrote:

the old lady who made the magical cream has passed...

...away she went...away

where is she going to be buried?
they ask:
were all her kids married?
are they gonna celebrate, wed and be merry?
or will they grieve
and cease to conceive
in farewell of the cream fairy

As the darkness deepened
and my day was coming to an end
I found myself pondering
the passage of the cream nun
whose devotion to dairy
can never be outdone
whose care was simple, pure and genuine
no elaborate speeches
never pulled a fast one
gave more than she took
after others she always looked
and whose life is now a closed book




















*...534, 535, 536..oh, nope, that was a grey one..but that one is whit, 537, 538...*

In the wake of an international food crisis
and Bloomberg hopelessly guessing what the future of this game of dice is
I deeply contemplate "your body is a temple"
and all I need to live long and well
is nothing elaborate
but few things that are surprisingly simple
including running in soft sand
never rejecting an extended hand
and giving utmost care to all my glands
for my body they maintain
thus a window to the soul they sustain
by their impressive command of the brain
which is harmed by all things mundane
including smoking weed and inhaling cocaine
even worse are Marlboro and methamphetamine
many claim it's the only way to entertain
but in truth it would be my bane
so while from the dull you abstain
remember your intake of proper fuel
plenty of it
Clean, delicious and so green it inevitably makes you drool
unless you wanna look like Michael Moore
who's so fat in his left breast he keeps an entire walmart store
without the produce section
cuz that's too big even for Moore's fat-accumulating obsession

and now, after you've been reminded
and my job I've done as in the past I did
I must hit the sack so tomorrow I don't get my a$$ kicked
in English, it's time to go to bed

The Poundstone Shake!!!

Omg, we've found a restless j**k in da house.