CAR WITH NO BATTERY. SOMEONE WITH CAR AND TWEEZERS? HELP!

My car has no battery, I know no one with car in the city and I need to charge the battery to use it.
Please, help me if you can :)

Maybe go to a garage?

Hey
If you have a battery but it's drained, then proper charging is better than just 'borrowing' fromm another car for a few minutes.
I can lend you a car battery charger and it will charge the battery. You would just need to pick it up and return.
It's good if you take the battery out, put it in room temperature for at least 2 hours before charging and charge for whole night. The charger will do the rest.