Scammers.....

A Couple of days ago I had a "friend request", it was from a new member apparently called Jessica. I was immediately suspicious, so I sent an email to "Jessica" as I had an idea what was in the offing - I wasn't wrong.

In my email I suggested to "Jessica" that if "Jessica" was here real name she might want to change it to something different online and I asked her for a pic of herself.

Here is her response:


[/i]My dear
Thanks very much for your mail on Expat, I am more than happy in your  reply to my message  . How are you today? l hope fine. Mine is not good due to my present condition here in Dakar Senegal.
My /!\ I AM A STUPID SPAMMER /!\ Jessica Lawson, l /!\ I AM A STUPID SPAMMER /!\ in West Africa and presently l am residing now in one of the /!\ I AM A STUPID SPAMMER /!\ in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.I lost my both Parents during this deadly Political War. that damaged thousands of innocent Souls in Liberia.

My family was among the first target of the rebels because my Late father was a Successful business man and also a politician supporting the Present Government when the problems was about to start.Due to this all the members of my family was Murdered in a cold Blood and our family house was set blazed.I was Lucky and escaped death because i was in bordering when this deadly incident took place.

I am writing to you from the office of the our reverend who is in charge of the the refugee camp, I told the Reverend about my situation and he permitted me to access my email in his office computer when ever he has chance with the computer, here in the refugee camp life is very difficult, Camp Address is at: (St Louis Refugee Camp  ) , Dakar Senegal. The Reverend Telephone number is ( +221-00221-781699361), Please when you call ask of Miss Jessica Lawson From Liberia west Africa, .the name of the reverend is Rev  Kenneth John at (St Louis refugee).

About me, I am the only daughter of my parents Dr/Mrs. Nelson Lawson, I grow up in Liberia my country, I was a level one law student at the University of Liberia before the political crisis in my country began, which claimed the life of my beloved ones including my parents , living me in this frustrating / painful condition. Before the death of my father , he was a successful businessman , while my mother was a senior lecturer then at my school.[/i]

Please listen to this and try to keep it to your self only . When my father was alive , he deposited some money in a reputable bank and he used my name as the next of kin , the amount is US( $4.6 Million Dollars). . i have the deposit certificate of the fund and the death certificate of my father here with me .
Now due to my condition, i cannot make this claims by myself, i need a foreigner who will stand on my behalf to the bank, that is why i decided to make this contact with you, for you to stand on my behalf to the bank and ask them the possibility of transferring this fund into your position in your country.As I have said i have with me all the Information concerning the fund.

The reason why I need your help to be sincere in your heart and assist me transfer the money into any account which you know will be safe either new or old /empty or not, Though I do not have experience in international transaction so there is nothing I can do without your help, I wouldn't have bothered you if I have full access to the money within myself, because I am helpless without you, i am having no account , any raw money at hand and no body abroad as a friend or relation to help me out .

After the transaction of the money into your account : You will help me withdraw some money from the account where the money was transferred, You will help me send the money through the Reverend in refugee camp to get all my traveling documents to join you and have a good life with you and continue my education which is my most important concern, now and for the capital investment which you have to help me for that. I will be ready to offer you 15% of the whole fund a compensation and will equally map out another 5% to pay you back for any expenses you may make, if at all there will be . I am tabling this offer for in case you may not be able to accept my second wish .
My feelings:

Once i get you well, i will send the bank contact details to you, so that from there you will make contact with them concerning the account and find out the possibility of transferring this fund into your position okay, i really appreciate your concern, waiting for your urgent response so that we can proceed.

You will Send to me Your Full name: Your Full Address: Your Telephone number:
Up on receiving this information from you i will then draft a mail to the bank to present you as my partner , so that when you contact the bank they will honor your application . I humbly waiting for your mail  May God Bless you With Lots of Love

Yours in tears
Miss  Jessica Lawson[/i]

So, Ladies and Gentlemen of Expat, It looks like I will soon be a millionaire and when that happens, the drinks will be on me!

Oh and if I can post a pic of her ......


But for some reason I cant. Pity, she's a comely lass! Well the picture the scammers sent is of a comely lass.

Ah , have you been living in a cave for the last ten years ?. This, and these types of Nigerian scams are so common , I'm surprised you even bothered to post this , like it was something unusual.

Happy8888 :

Ah , have you been living in a cave for the last ten years ?. This, and these types of Nigerian scams are so common , I'm surprised you even bothered to post this , like it was something unusual.

I posted it because it came to me via expat.com. And, not everyone who reads expat.com is fully linguistic in English and of course many of us live in caves. You arrogant twit.

Lol , good grief .

Report the PM and she'll be banned.

I never win anything  :sosad:

I just renovated my cave with the money I received from MR Lucky Thomas Wheelbarrow. the Nigerian Prince.

Damn, I thought he was a scammer so I deleted his messages.
I could have bought a bigger ice cream with the cash.

I did my usual with these scammers - although its the first time I've had one on expat.com - and asked her for an undraped photo.

She responded by saying that sending nude photos of herself is against her religion (I assume Islam, given the country and nationality).

So I told her that it is against the principles of most religions to steal money by fraudulent misrepresentation.

And that was the end of the correspondence.

I feel cheated. I can just do with a couple of million dollars.

eodmatt :

asked her for an undraped photo.

She responded by saying that sending nude photos of herself is against her religion

I feel cheated

So would I, but I can send you one of me in the altogether if that will help.  :D

Fred :
eodmatt :

asked her for an undraped photo.

She responded by saying that sending nude photos of herself is against her religion

I feel cheated

So would I, but I can send you one of me in the altogether if that will help.  :D

Sure, I usually post the pics, when I receive them  on the http://www.419eater.com website. Can you do "fully erect" for the ladies?
:D

No worries Fred. I have $1 million of USD that has a black dye covering it so it could be smuggled into the country. I just need $10,000 USD to buy this special chemical to remove it. We can be partners.

Adhome01 :

No worries Fred. I have $1 million of USD that has a black dye covering it so it could be smuggled into the country. I just need $10,000 USD to buy this special chemical to remove it. We can be partners.

You shouldn't be wanting to remove the black dye you should be wanting to embrace it and celebrate it.  :cool:

@Eodmatt....thank you so much for posting this. I received friend request from the same....Jessica Lawson just a few hours ago, but I was suspicious for some reason. So I started googling her name and stumbled on this thread which for some reason had not seen before.
Much appreciated.....

Tah.M :

@Eodmatt....thank you so much for posting this. I received friend request from the same....Jessica Lawson just a few hours ago, but I was suspicious for some reason. So I started googling her name and stumbled on this thread which for some reason had not seen before.
Much appreciated.....

Please click onto her profile and report it.
The poster will be removed.

Hi everyone,

If you receive weird contact request or such scams through private messages, please report them by using the report button which is just above the message itself. We will investigate them and take the necessary actions accordingly.

Thank you

Chris
Expat.com

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