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What an ***

https://en.tempo.co/read/news/2017/07/2 … karta-2017

(7/23/2017) Naiman, a 42-year-old manual laborer from the Island of Madura, has had a 12-year sentence handed down by a Denpasar Court for trying to smuggle 70.2 grams of methamphetamines in a capsule concealed in his anal cavity.

:o Hehe
The link opens to an article about a puppet show but that is grand.
😂

Driver turns Ferrari into fireball in 60 minutes


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In a statement on Facebook, police said they asked the driver what kind of car he had. He replied: "It was a Ferrari."

"I've only just got it, picked it up an hour ago," he added.

In the same post South Yorkshire Police reminded drivers to take care on the roads, explaining that in recent weeks "driving styles have not reflected the road and weather conditions".

I've heard of a shotgun wedding but this is way out on the edge of blind stupidity.
Well, they did say, "til death do us part".

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40797524

A Tennessee bride has been arrested after police say she pulled a gun from her wedding dress and threatened her new husband just hours after they wed.
Kate Elizabeth Prichard, 25, was still in her bridal gown when she was detained at a motel in Murfreesboro.
She allegedly drew the 9mm handgun, put it to her husband's head and pulled the trigger.

Fred :

I've heard of a shotgun wedding but this is way out on the edge of blind stupidity.
Well, they did say, "til death do us part".

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40797524

A Tennessee bride has been arrested after police say she pulled a gun from her wedding dress and threatened her new husband just hours after they wed.
Kate Elizabeth Prichard, 25, was still in her bridal gown when she was detained at a motel in Murfreesboro.
She allegedly drew the 9mm handgun, put it to her husband's head and pulled the trigger.

I did say. The USA 'breeds' a better class of Nutter

Long live the nutters

spanishpete :
Fred :

I've heard of a shotgun wedding but this is way out on the edge of blind stupidity.
Well, they did say, "til death do us part".

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40797524

A Tennessee bride has been arrested after police say she pulled a gun from her wedding dress and threatened her new husband just hours after they wed.
Kate Elizabeth Prichard, 25, was still in her bridal gown when she was detained at a motel in Murfreesboro.
She allegedly drew the 9mm handgun, put it to her husband's head and pulled the trigger.

I did say. The USA 'breeds' a better class of Nutter

Long live the nutters

Most days, jus sayn!

Priests turned away from pub in stag do misunderstanding

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A group of priests have been turned away from a pub – because staff thought they were on a stag do.

The seven seminarians had popped to the City Arms in Cardiff on Saturday night to celebrate the ordination of colleague Father Peter McLaren.

But when they arrived dressed in the clerical collar, the doorman assumed they were a group of revellers in fancy dress and turned them away.

It was only when the manager realised their outfits were genuine that the men were let in - to applause from other punters and a round of free drinks on the house.

One of the group, Father Michael Doyle, said similar misunderstandings were not uncommon, and that the group had been asked if they were on a stag do only the weekend before.

"The doorman basically said something along the lines of 'sorry gents, we have a policy of no fancy dress and no stag dos'," Fr Doyle said, adding that the situation was "just gold".

Using a mobile phone while driving is distracting and could cause an accident.

Other things are also distracting ......... but more fun.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … t-M62.html

This is the moment a woman was caught on camera appearing to perform a sex act on a motorist driving his car at nearly 70mph along a busy motorway.
The man is seen with both hands on the wheel and his female companion's head in his lap on the M62 near Wakefield, West Yorkshire.
The driver, who is believed to be in his late 20s, then stares sheepishly over at the van where he is being filmed before it drives past.

Fred :

Using a mobile phone while driving is distracting and could cause an accident.

Other things are also distracting ......... but more fun.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … t-M62.html

This is the moment a woman was caught on camera appearing to perform a sex act on a motorist driving his car at nearly 70mph along a busy motorway.
The man is seen with both hands on the wheel and his female companion's head in his lap on the M62 near Wakefield, West Yorkshire.
The driver, who is believed to be in his late 20s, then stares sheepishly over at the van where he is being filmed before it drives past.

..........................You old boys relly need to get out more often..........................

spanishpete :

..........................You old boys relly need to get out more often..........................

That piece struck a note with me because I, sorry, a friend had that experience when driving to Barnsley one day.
It does, I'm assured, make driving more difficult.

Election dates

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from … e-41000857

A Russian dating app is attempting to boost voter turnout in the upcoming elections by finding users an election "date", it's reported.
Popular dating service Mamba has introduced a feature called "Voting Together" which offers to help users find a companion to go to the polling station with during the 10 September local elections, independent broadcaster Dozhd says.
To find an election "date", users swipe through pictures of fellow users, and answer questions such as: "Would you go to vote with her (him)?"
If two users say "yes", they receive a message saying, "It looks like we like each other. We can go to vote together on 10 September." They can then message each other and find a ballot station that is convenient for them both.

This news story is a nothing burger

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news … h-11037865

A little customisation never went astray, but one British teenager took it to the next level when ordering a humble cheeseburger from McDonald's this week.

When using the self-service machine Twitter user @Arikuyo thought she'd test out its elimination threshold.


And it turns out you can remove EVERYTHING from the burger one ingredient at a time until nothing is left.

But a system glitch means your order will still go through to the tills - and you'll be charged 99p for your empty bag.

Fred :
spanishpete :

..........................You old boys relly need to get out more often..........................

That piece struck a note with me because I, sorry, a friend had that experience when driving to Barnsley one day.
It does, I'm assured it can make driving more difficult.

Yup, the accelerator pedal foot does weird things and the spedometer fluctuates,
steering gets difficult yet manageable and one must keep its eyes focused on the road, and when zipping up from the drive make sure the zipper doesn't get caught on anything for it may cause a accident (ouch).

That's my take and I'm not speaking from experience, now the Mile  High Club is safer, one can usally join on Christmas or New Years and it must be a Redeye flight, few airline attendants, pilot kicked back, jet on auto pilot and prepare for a Smooove flight, take off,midflight and Happy Landing.

Not speaking from experience or anything, just heard it's safer and those blankets help keep the heat on.
Jus sayn! Flying better for concentration and relaxation, I think?...............>>>> That Way.

I like this one - maybe it's a wake up call to racists and bigots everywhere.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/23/supermark … m-6872026/

A supermarket in Germany has made a controversial point by removing all foreign products from its shelves.
The Edeka supermarket in Hamburg said that it wanted to confront racism with their own narrow-minded views and for a day sold German-only products.
On the shelves they had messages such as ‘this shelf is quite boring without vaiety’ while the salad bar had a sign saying ‘our selection knows borders today’ and the cheese counter said ‘so empty is a shelf without foreigners’.
That meant there were no Spanish tomatoes, olives from Greece and an all but empty cheese counter.

Fred :

I like this one - maybe it's a wake up call to racists and bigots everywhere.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/23/supermark … m-6872026/

A supermarket in Germany has made a controversial point by removing all foreign products from its shelves.
The Edeka supermarket in Hamburg said that it wanted to confront racism with their own narrow-minded views and for a day sold German-only products.
On the shelves they had messages such as ‘this shelf is quite boring without vaiety’ while the salad bar had a sign saying ‘our selection knows borders today’ and the cheese counter said ‘so empty is a shelf without foreigners’.
That meant there were no Spanish tomatoes, olives from Greece and an all but empty cheese counter.

A Store without Cheese, Blasphemy,  jus sayn.

LSD
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/ … ar-AAqzJB3

Thousands of ecstasy pills shaped like President Trump’s head have been seized by German police.

The 5,000 tabs have an estimated street value of $45,000, authorities said.

"These are fake tabs, fake, failing, fake, very bad" an orange man was reported to have said in a tweet.

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These ladies need a blow job before they go on a date.

http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2017 … dolls.html

Sounds like something from a fast food restaurant.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fat … weird-news

The rock-solid mass of wet wipes, nappies, fat and oil weighs as much as 10 double-decker buses.

Talk about a supersized fatburg(er).

The Museum of London says it wants to obtain part of the 130-ton blockage of oil, fat, nappies and wet wipes discovered in Whitechapel.

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http://news.sky.com/story/monster-white … n-11033784

This guy could get his own porn channel.

http://www.pattayamail.com/news/nude-ge … aya-186794

The guard told police that the cyclist was pedaling around holding a bag of fruit in one hand fondling himself with the other. He said he called authorities as there were many residents and tourists around the area who shouldn’t have to see such antics.

I'll bet more than a few would pay to see that one. :D

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