It is rare I give a Double Tsk, Tsk, but you force my hand...
..you poor, (ignorant?) fool...
How can I ridicule thee..? ..let me count the ways... (???) ..but wait..!! Aha! You just want me to bite, you clever bear. Any (every?) expat with (any) modicum of experience here knows full well how expertly even the children see us as we really are. How else can they play us for the fools we are? For we have become citizens of sophistry. Their reality is real.
..and we all know you are not that naive... Even b(e)arely.
So yes, she will know. They always do... Tsk, Tsk...