Ecuadorian entrepreneur Dom Buonacami is greeting the New Year by publishing a bucket list.
Here are items from El Aventurero's list followed by what a Gringo retiree might think about each....
Bucket list: Hike and summit Chimborazo, Cotopaxi and/or Cayambe -- 19,000+ ft. volcanos near Quito.
Gringo's input: Since Cotopaxi's summit has been put off limits to hikers since the volcanic activity of mid-2015, that narrows the choice here.
Bucket list: Begin importing and/or exporting something with continuity.
Gringo input: Good luck with that, Adventurer. Especially the parts where you have to deal with Ecuador's dogs of SENAE, the opaque customs agency that is a law unto itself. To launch such a project, one really needs to be clear on the answer to this question: Was I really put here on this planet to buy stuff for a dollar and sell it for two?
Bucket list: If the dollar stays high, buy a property on coast of Spain or in Colombia.
Gringo's input: Right. Welcome to the "wonderful world" of absentee ownership -- dealing from hundreds or thousands of miles away with tenant vacancies, deadbeat non-payers, damage to the property by tenants, long-distance maintenance, dealing with distant bureaucrats, finding/replacing a property manager who walks away when the first serious problems occur. Like flood damage.
Bucket list: Hang out for a night with the artists/hippies along the infamous Cocktail Alley in Montañita and see if they will show me how to make some of their jewelry.
Gringo's input: Yeah, sure, the hippies can't wait to teach a newcomer to Cocktail Alley the artesenal skills that could put you in direct competition with their livelihoods.
Bucket list: Hitch-hike on the coast of Ecuador. I've heard it's easy.
Gringo's input: It could be easy, but is it safe? The folks who pick up strangers on the side of South American roads are historically not well-vetted.
Bucket list: Bike down the entire Ecuador coast.
Gringo's input: That coast is over 900 miles long. So pack light.
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We're just getting warmed up here.
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