EDIT - Mile High Club - is performing a lewd sexual act in the bathroom of an airplane while in flight.
I want to remind all Resident Aliens (LPRs), future visitors and of course, US Citizens, that joining the Mile High Club is of course generally considered lewd and unacceptable behavior and if caught is generally humiliating to both parties involved.
Joining the club with someone underage (under the age of 18 years) is ILLEGAL - and on flights bound for the United States those flights are governed under United States Federal law, these laws are enforced by the US Department of Homeland Security (CBP/ICE/HSI) and/or Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). The person OF AGE (+18) is subject to apprehension, detention, deportation and revocation of his/her visa. This type of behavior is NOT tolerated in the United States of America and never will be. Just because you are 36,000ft in the air does not mean you are in a lawless territory. You never know who is on a plane and what authority or position they may hold.
The fact that this topic has to be posted is repulsive, and I won't even get into the reasons why I even had to post it.