Urgent help greek into English discretion required

Hello, really need help with a message a friend received, my limited Greek does not cover it. Can someone be kind enough to translate?

Loipon akou pos exoun ta pramata. Emallosa ego prosopika me ton dad m Gia sena tzie yperaspisa se eno esy tzie I gynaika sou girizete mas tin Plati ( Emena sta mora m k ston bro) Mou les tzie fteoumen sas Gia oti symvenei. Giati prepei tis amarties I an thelis ta pramata opos exoun na ta plironoume tzie emeis?ego agapw se tzie en thelo na xasoume epafi. H arfi s o logos pou antidra tzie anterdrase etsi einai gt exitimases tin pooolla vareta!! Loipon . Tzina ta lefta pou m estelnes einai I zisi m. Tis arfis s an thelis men tis xana steileis alla pls ta dika m men m ta kopsis tzie en tha po tpt eshis ton logo m. Pou laaaaleis. Tzina ta lefta pou m estelnes eniotha tzie ego anthropos. Esazoumoun tzie ego lio. Anakoufizoumoun:((( pls lipisou me men me poutso grapsis;p tzie ta dika m stelne m ta. An thelis na s Kano Kati tell me. An me agapas opos tzie ego tzie an agapouses k tous goneis s pls min m steriseis to dikaioma sto na anapneo;((( ego den fteo se Kati Gia na plirono tzie ego

ahahahahahahahaha
i can help you
it's in greek  cyprus language
but it's really ridiculous

galat wrote:

ahahahahahahahaha
i can help you
it's in greek  cyprus language
but it's really ridiculous


Thanks, really appreciate if you can, no idea what its about.

but is better to send me your email cause it's not kind to put this in public
could you please send me your email?

i can help u in this,  email me