I've been living in Malta for seven months now, and I find that the reputation of drivers in Malta is well-deserved. It's pretty close to anarchy on the roads.
Several acquaintances have made the decision to forego driving and stick to public transport. It's a tough choice, but public transport being what it is, I decided to persevere.
I've been jotting down what I think are the real rules of the road - the ones drivers work with, but not the ones in the rule books. I'm sure that other drivers will have some extra 'unwritten rules' to add to the list - which I welcome.
Here are a few to get things started:
Paint on the roads is just for decoration. Solid lines, double lines, median strips, zebra crossings are just to make the tarmac look pretty, and serve no identifiable purpose.
Driving on the left is preferable, except where driving on the right is more convenient.
One way systems are not compulsory if you have a resident's permit.
Indicators are optional. They are often exchanged for Maltese number plates.
Double parking is normal. When double parking in a roundabout, at night, please keep a light on.
Triple parking is permitted if you need to use an ATM, buy vegetables from a street vendor or pick up a pizza.
When two or more vehicles meet head-on in a narrow, single lane road, the driver with the lowest IQ has right of way.
Road signs that are in English are only for the benefit of foreigners that includes speed signs.
The rule of thumb for roundabouts is who dares wins.
Do you have one to add??