Moving to BKK and I have no friends!

I used to go to High School in Thailand, but now all my old buddies have moved away! Ive been living in the US serving in the Army for the past eight years and now I've come to realize that things have changed! So if anyone wants to hang out and teach me the ways, I'm more than willing to learn the ropes. I'm half Thai but my Thai ways have been drilled out of me by good ol fashion confederate tranin (yes i did go to a military college in South Carolina). I'm easy going and goofy as hell, so please be my friend.