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G'day, everyone. I've done some research, and have decided that Paraguay is a place I want to set up shop (live). Before anyone says anything, yes I'm going to learn both of the national languages. As of right now I know a bit of Spanish. Repeat: No problem learning their languages.
Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about categories. By the way, I think I should tell you this question is aimed towards the people with extensive knowledge on life in the country, not visitors -- as I plan to live there. Yes, I'll be travelling heaps, but my home will be here. So, uh, yeah . . . expats, nationals -- come out of hiding! You're needed!
LOCATION
I have a hankering for some city-life -- that means the capital, Ausuncion. I'm single and solo, so I don't need an uneccessarily large place to kick-it in, but I do like having space. I'm not too picky, really -- I'll take whatever I can get for the first years of my life there, however, I'm picky about bathrooms. So, something with a nice one would be capitol. I've read a lot of stuff so far, and see that Aunsuncion is the cheapest city in the world? Who can point me in the right direction here?
COST OF LIVING
What's it like for the bare essentials? Electricity/gas, water, power, rent/mortgage, etc -- what are the average prices for these things? If anyone has any info on city prices versus other prices, feel free to list them. I like to shop on Amazon, and when it comes to electronics, I buy enough. I plan on having two BlackBerry phones while I'm there -- one for work and one for personal. Is Verizon out there? Probably not. Where would I (1) get a BlackBerry, and (2) get a decent contract/plan? How much do electronics in general cost?
VEHICLE
I'd like to buy the 2012 Ford Escape Hybrid Limited. Read somewhere that you can get a brand new imported car for about $4000 (American Dollars). There aren't any Ford dealerships in Paraguay, but some in bordering countries. Would anyone know if it's cheaper to buy/lease one here versus America or any other Western country?
ENTERTAINMENT
As stated above, I'll be travelling mostly (and gaming) -- so I'll ultimately be left to my own devices, but I do like to socialise and explore my surroundings, so what's there to do in the country that involves some kind of social implement? Sports? Libraries? Anything at all -- let me know!
OTHER
What are the people like? I hear they're warm and friendly -- even more so if you make an effort to learn any of their languages. As someone interested in both Spanish and Gaurani, I think I'd get along well in this department. I like to expand my social sphere. Also, what are the women like? I don't mean things like prostitutes and sex slaves -- that's not how I roll. I mean the general female populace. I'm interested in going steady in a relationship. I read that large age gaps over there are common. Doesn't really bother me since it's their country and their culture What's off-putting about this, is that I can't tell if anyone's single or not, and I don't want to step on any toes, you know? It's a more conservative country, so that means there's less single people in general. From what I read, the women (much like the men) are warm and friendly and often attracted to foreigners who give a damn to learn a language. Does anyone have experience in this area? Hopefully I can start a family. I think that would be nice.
* I'm new here, so hi everyone! If this is in the wrong area, I apologise. BUT, I'm serious at least. So I'm not wasting anyone's time!