Share story, good/bad experience about living in Saigon

I have been lived here for almost 10 years now and hang out with expat more than 5 years out of 10. Saigon has it own charming, and i love it although sometime i am really sick of it.
Hwoever, there are so many good, funny, bad and annoying story while we live here. Why dont we share it here so we can have a good laugh, console, lesson to avoid from those situation,.....

which city do you come from? Well how about you set the first brick and share your stories and experience?