My family’s recipe for lasagna has been handed down for generations: 1. Collect the freshest ingredients 2. Find a woman cook it 3. Eat
“I can’t feel my legs” –mermaids
Mirror mirror on the wall, why do all my selfies look dopey?
How I put on deodorant: 1. Apply deodorant. 2. Wait two seconds. 3. Try and remember if you put on deodorant. 4. Re-apply deodorant.